[00:17.200]My heart is paralyzed
[00:20.870]My head was oversized
[00:24.430]I'll take the high road like I should
[00:28.400]
[00:30.970]You said it's meant to be
[00:34.639]That it's not you, it's me
[00:37.989]You're leaving now for my own good
[00:43.499]
[00:44.399]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[00:46.799]
[00:47.599]She went down in an airplane
[00:49.749]Fried getting suntan
[00:51.509]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[00:54.739]Help me, help me,
[00:56.309]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[00:59.839]
[01:01.99]She met a shark under water
[01:03.399]Fell and no one caught her
[01:05.269]I returned everything I ever bought her
[01:08.589]Help me, help me,
[01:10.499]I'm all out of lies
[01:13.369]And ways to say you died
[01:17.869]
[01:29.299]My pride still feels the sting
[01:32.859]You were my everything
[01:36.179]Some day I'll find a love like yours
[01:40.669](a love like yours)
[01:43.109]She'll think I'm Superman
[01:46.529]Not super minivan
[01:49.989]How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[01:54.879]
[01:56.199]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[01:58.829]
[01:59.599]She was caught in a mudslide
[02:01.719]Eaten by a lion
[02:03.529]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[02:06.709]Help me, help me,
[02:08.359]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[02:12.390]
[02:13.200]She dried up in the desert
[02:15.350]Drown in a hot tub
[02:17.280]Danced to death at an east side night club
[02:20.460]Help me, help me,
[02:22.100]I'm all out of lies
[02:25.350]And ways to say you died
[02:29.170]
[02:40.920]I wanna live a thousand lives with you
[02:44.140]I wanna be the one you're dying to
[02:47.640]Love...
[02:50.130]but you don't want to
[02:53.870]
[02:54.660]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[02:57.940]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[03:00.530]
[03:01.230]She went down in an airplane
[03:03.390]Fried getting suntan
[03:05.350]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[03:08.440]Help me, help me,
[03:10.200]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:13.470]
[03:14.560]She met a shark under water
[03:17.110]Fell and no one caught her
[03:18.960]I returned everything I ever bought her
[03:22.170]Help me, help me,
[03:23.800]I'm all out of lies
[03:26.970]
[03:28.790]She was caught in a mudslide
[03:30.740]Eaten by a lion
[03:32.579]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[03:35.910]Help me, help me,
[03:37.460]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:40.930]
[03:42.500]She dried up in the desert
[03:44.410]Drown in a hot tub
[03:46.380]Danced to death at an east side night club
[03:49.660]Help me, help me,
[03:51.140]I'm all out of lies
[03:54.350]And ways to say goodbye
[03:59.110]