Personality
Johnny Mercer

Said all the gentlemen "Obviously"
Personality
She had a well-developed
What did Romeo see in Juliet?
And when Salome danced
And had the boys entranced, no doubt
That she knew how to use her
Personality

Or even just a bit bowed at the knee
Why are certain girls offered certain things
So don'tcha say
"I'm smart and have the kindest heart"
Just tell me, how you like my
Personality?
Baby, you've got the cutest
Personality

When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor
The madam has the cutest
And think of all the books about Du Barry's looks
What was it made her the toast of Paree?
Personality
Or Figaro in Figarette?
Or Jupiter in Juno?
You know
It must have been easy to see
A girl can learn to spell and take dictation well
And never sit on the boss's left knee
Unless she's got a perfect
Personality
A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair
If she can show a faultless
Personality
Like sable coats and wedding rings?
By men who wear their spats right?
That's right!
Or "What a wonderful sister I'd be"