Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at. Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat, 'cause everything else is obsolete. Well, a square with a horn, makes you wish you weren't born, everytime he plays; but a square in the act, you can set music back to the caveman days. I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing, but a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing. When playin' jazz you always has a welcome mat, 'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat. Well, a square with a horn, makes you wish you weren't born, everytime he plays; but a square in the act, you can set music back to the caveman days. Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at. When playin' jazz you always has a welcome mat, 'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat. Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be a cat. Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be a cat. Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be a cat. Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be a cat. (Repeat)