[00:00]               Ironic
[00:11]An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:16]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33]Isn't it ironic...don't you think
[02:48][01:28][00:38]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:54][01:35][00:44]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00][01:40][00:50]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06][01:46][00:56]Who would've thought...it figures
[01:02]Mr.Play it safe was afraid to fly
[01:06]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goos-bye
[01:12]He waited his whole demn life to take that flight
[01:18]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21]"Well isn't this nice..."
[01:26]And isn't it ironic...don't you think
[01:52]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:56]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:07]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:10]In your face
[02:15]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:19]A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break
[02:25]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38]And isn't it ironic...don't you think
[02:43]A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
[03:16]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:23]Life has a funny,funny way of helping you out
[03:30]Helping you out
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