Saheban, Kadardan, Meharban
A Dil Thaam Ke Baithiye
Kyunki Ab Aapke Saamne Tashreef La Rahi Hain
Agra Ki Azeem Fankara
Mallika E Husn, Noor E Nazar Mohtarma, Mohini...

(Dialogue)
Yeh Nigahein Nashtar, Yeh Honth Kausar
Meri Aagosh Mein, Hosh Bhi Behosh Hoga
Waah! Waah!
Abhi Waqt Hai Nikal Lo Bhailog, Nahi To Kal Subah Afsos Hoga
Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Yeh Shokhi, Yeh Adaayein, Yeh Baankpan
Inki Keemat Bhala Duniya Tay Kar Sakti Hai Kya
Waah! Waah!
Accha Chal Itna Bata, Teenon Ka Mila Ke Package Mein Kuch Kam Karti Hai Kya
Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Barkhudaar, Husn Ka Mazaak Na Uda
Kahin Husn Ke Haathon Tera Mazaak Na Ban Jaay
Manchala Hai, Khoobsoorat Hai, Magar Ladka Hai Tu
Tujhe Ladkon Aur Mardon Mein Fark Kaun Samjhaaye

Ladke, O Re Ladke
Kahan Se Aaya Hai Re Tu
Pyara Hai Re Shakal Se
Akal Ka Maara Hai Re Tu

Ladke, O Re Ladke
Kahan Se Aaya Hai Re Tu
Pyara Hai Re Shakal Se
Akal Ka Maara Hai Re Tu

Haan Jal Gayi, Haan Jal Gayi
Meri Baaton Se Tu Jal Gayi
Haan Khal Gayi, Tujhe Khal Gayi
Meri Beparwahi Khal Gayi
Mohtarma Tu Kis Khet Ki Mooli
Hai Zara Bata

TV Pe Breaking News, Haye Re Mera Ghagra
Baghdad Se Leke Dilli Via Agra

TV Pe Breaking News, Haye Re Mera Ghagra Haaye...
Baghdad Se Leke Dilli Via Agra

Ghagra Ghagra Tera Ghagra Ghagra
Tera Ghagra Ghagra Via Agra
Ghagra Ghagra Tera Ghagra Ghagra
Tera Ghagra Ghagra Via Agra
Ghagra Ghagra... (x2)

Main Hawa... Toh Ud Ja
Ghata... Toh Mud Ja
Kali... Kahan Ki
Ada... Hata Bhi
Bada Besharam Hai Tu To, Lukkha Hai Bada

Ye Kamar... Chhupa Le
Nazar... Ghuma Le
Pata... Main Poochhun
Umar... Tu Jaane
Dekho Berukhi Pe Kaise Atka Hai Pada

Haan Dhal Gayi, Yeh Dhal Gayi
Tu Shaam Ki Tarah Dhal Gayi
Haan Khal Gayi, Tujhe Khal Gayi
Meri Beparwahi Khal Gayi
Mohtarma Tu Kis Khet Ki Mooli
Hai Zara Bata

Bematlab Ki... Bematlab Ki Bakwas Tera Ghagra
Baghdad Ho Ya Ho Delhi Via Agra

TV Pe Breaking News, Haye Re Mera Ghagra
Baghdad Se Leke Dilli Via Agra

Haaye Re Mera Ghagra, Mera Ghagra, Ghagra...
Ohho...
Haay Re Mera Ghagra...
Ghagra Mera, Mera, Mera, Mera

Hooo... Kya Baat Hai Bhai

Main Nasha... Utar Ja
Khata... Sudhar Ja
Itar... Main Soonghoon
Ghazal... Main Gaun
Aise Ban Raha Hai Jaise Koi To Tu Hai

Main Maza... Main Chahoon
Saza... Main Kaatoon
Raza... Main Poochhoon
Jua... Ke Kheloon
Hopeless Hai Tu Phir Bhi Thodi Hope Hai

Haan Tal Gayi, Haan Tal Gayi
Aafat Ki Tarah Tal Gayi
Haan Khal Gayi, Tujhe Khal Gayi
Meri Beparwahi Khal Gayi
Mohtarma Tu Kis Khet Ki Mooli
Hai Zara Bata

Udti Phirti... Udti Phirti Afwah Tera Ghagra
Baghdad Ho Ya Delhi Via Agra

TV Pe Breaking News, Haye Re Mera Ghagra
Baghdad Se Leke Dilli Via Agra

Ghagra Ghagra Tera Ghagra Ghagra
Tera Ghagra Ghagra Via Agra
Ghagra Ghagra Tera Ghagra Ghagra
Tera Ghagra Ghagra Via Agra
Ghagra Ghagra... (x2)