| Song | Str8 Acting |
| Artist | Lynks |
| Album | Smash Hits, Vol. 1 |
| 作词 : Elliot Adam Brett | |
| 作曲 : Elliot Adam Brett | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| They will kill you if you let them | |
| Taking you on nights out with their hot str8 friends | |
| In a hot str8 club | |
| In the hot str8 section of town | |
| When no-one's around | |
| You'd need protection | |
| Drinking cold, cold beer in a hot str8 club | |
| It's a lot like a pub but with slightly less chairs | |
| All wearing white, white shirts and dark blue jeans | |
| I don't think there's a theme though | |
| It's just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| They will kill you if you let them | |
| A hot str8 boy is talking to your friends | |
| Puts his hand on her waist | |
| She doesn't want him near her | |
| He doesn't hear her | |
| So you say: | |
| "Don't you dare try to hit on my friend, mother****er | |
| I will end you and then some, comprendé? | |
| Yeah, get out of her personal space | |
| And go jack off in your grandmother's basement" | |
| It's just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Listen up | |
| Being a hot str8 boy's gotta get taxing | |
| You'd have to keep up that front even when relaxing | |
| And that's that | |
| So why the **** should I ever wanna be str8 acting? | |
| This one goes out to | |
| All the 'gayboy's in their mum's clothes | |
| To the 'lezbo's in the front row | |
| It's just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that's the whole straight world | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Hot str8 boys |
| zuò cí : Elliot Adam Brett | |
| zuò qǔ : Elliot Adam Brett | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| They will kill you if you let them | |
| Taking you on nights out with their hot str8 friends | |
| In a hot str8 club | |
| In the hot str8 section of town | |
| When no-one' s around | |
| You' d need protection | |
| Drinking cold, cold beer in a hot str8 club | |
| It' s a lot like a pub but with slightly less chairs | |
| All wearing white, white shirts and dark blue jeans | |
| I don' t think there' s a theme though | |
| It' s just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| They will kill you if you let them | |
| A hot str8 boy is talking to your friends | |
| Puts his hand on her waist | |
| She doesn' t want him near her | |
| He doesn' t hear her | |
| So you say: | |
| " Don' t you dare try to hit on my friend, mother er | |
| I will end you and then some, comprend? | |
| Yeah, get out of her personal space | |
| And go jack off in your grandmother' s basement" | |
| It' s just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Listen up | |
| Being a hot str8 boy' s gotta get taxing | |
| You' d have to keep up that front even when relaxing | |
| And that' s that | |
| So why the should I ever wanna be str8 acting? | |
| This one goes out to | |
| All the ' gayboy' s in their mum' s clothes | |
| To the ' lezbo' s in the front row | |
| It' s just | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Yeah | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Who like | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| And that' s the whole straight world | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Hot str8 boys | |
| Hot str8 girls | |
| Hot str8 boys |