Bah Humbug No That's too strong 'Cause it is my favorite holiday But all this year's been a busy blur Don't think I have the energy To add to my already mad rush Just 'cause it's 'tis the season The perfect gift for me would be Completions and connections left from Last year Ski shop Encounter Most interesting Had his number but never the time Most of '81 passed along those lines So deck those halls Trim those trees Raise up cups of Christmas cheer I just need to catch my breath Christmas by myself this year Calendar picture Frozen landscape Chilled this room for twenty four days Evergreens Sparkling snowGet this winter over with Flashback to springtime Saw him again Would've been good to go for lunch Couldn't agree when we were both free We tried We said we'd keep in touch Didn't Of course 'Til summertime Out to the beach to his boat could I join him No This time it was me Sunburn in the third degree Now the calendar's just one pageAnd Of course I am excitedTonight's the night But I've set my mind Not to do too much about it Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Hardly dashing through the snow Cause I bundled up too tight Last minute have to do's A few cards a few calls 'Cause it's r s v p No thanks No party lights It's Christmas Eve Gonna relax Turned down all of my invites Last fall I had a night to myself Same guy called Halloween party Waited all night for him to show This time his car wouldn't go Forget it It's cold It's getting late Trudge on home to celebrateIn a quiet way UnwindDoing Christmas right this time A&P has provided mewith the world's smallest turkey Already in the oven Nice and hotOh my Guess what I forgot So on with the boots Back out in the snowTo the only all night grocery When what to my wondering eyes should appear In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year I'm spending this one alone he said Need a break This year's been crazy I said Me too But why are you You mean you forgot cranberries too Then suddenly we laughed and laughed Caught on to what was happening That Christmas magic's brought this tale To a very happy ending Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year