作词 : Reed
 When I was a young man, no bigger than this
 A chocolate egg cream was not to be missed
 Some U-Bet's Chocolate Syrup, Seltzer water mixed with milk
 Stir it up into a heady fro, tasted just like silk
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream

 Now you can go to Junior's, Dave's on Canal St.
 And I think there's Ken's in Boston
 There must be something in L.A.
 But Becky's on Kings Highway, was the Egg Cream of choice
 And if you don't believe me, go ask any of the boys
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream

 The only good thing I remember about P.S.92
 Was the Egg Cream served at Becky's
 It was a fearsome brew
 For fifty cents you got a shot,chocolate bubbles up your nose
 That made it easier to deal with knife flights, and kids pissing in the street
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream

 So the next time you're in Brooklyn, Please say hello for me
 At Totonno's for Pizza and ice cream at Al and Shirley's
 But mostly you go to Becky's, sit in a booth and say hello
 And have two chocolate Egg Cream, one to stay and go
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream
 You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream