Early in the mornin', about a quarter to four Me and my girlfriend walkin' out the door We're headin' for the car and we got right in And that's when I noticed, the shape she was in She turned to me and said right out Let's steer it awhile, let's steer it about Take the long way home, take the long way home Make this night last Well we drove down town and up in the woods We drove around and around 'til I understood I was holdin' the wheel, she was makin' out And all this time, I was drivin' about She was fondlin' my hair and huggin' my neck And all I was thinkin' was, oh what the heck? Take the long way home, take the long way home Make this night last I was lookin' in the mirror and to my surprise There was two big red lights shinin' in my eyes I pull over and he drove alongside And out of his car and up to my right He looked at her and she looked at him And the next thing, I noticed he got right in Take the long way home, take the long way home Make this night last Take the long way home, take the long way home Take the long way home, take the long way home Make this night last