[00:00.06]Noel Coward was a charmer
[00:00.63]As a writer he was brahma
[00:02.19]Velvet jackets and pyjamas
[00:03.03]The gay divorce and other dramas
[00:05.49]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:07.32]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:08.07]There ain't half been some clever bas tards
[00:09.00]Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers
[00:11.01]He must have been a pencil squeezer
[00:12.00]He didn't do the Mona Lisa
[00:12.72]That was an Italian geezer
[00:13.74]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:14.64]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:15.54]There ain't half been some clever bas tards
[00:16.71]Einstein can't be classed as witless
[00:17.40]He claimed atoms were the littlest
[00:18.24]When you did a bit of splitting em ness
[00:19.44]Frightened everybody s**tless
[00:27.39]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:28.26]Probably got help from their mum
[00:29.19]Who had help from her mum
[00:29.82]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:30.75]Now that we've had some
[00:31.23]Let's hope that there's lots more to come
[00:32.22]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:33.12]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:33.81]There ain't half been some clever bas tards
[00:34.71]Okey dokey
[00:34.98]Oh
[00:35.07]Segovia
[00:35.16]Da laa la laa da daa da lee
[00:35.70]De dump di dump de dump dump diddle li lee
[00:36.69]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:40.08]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:41.16]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:42.03]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:42.84]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[00:44.22]Lucky bleeders lucky bleeders
[00:45.12]There ain't half been some clever