mu jian ju qi

ありえない幕間劇(その七)『これからみんなで……』
mu jian ju qi Lyrics

Song ありえない幕間劇(その七)『これからみんなで……』
Artist 中村悠一
Artist 佐藤聡美
Album 氷菓 限定版 第4巻特典 CD
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[00:09.000] 不可能的幕间剧-第七幕-“接下来大家一起......”
[00:18.000] 折木:呃...没想到晕堂会持续这么长时间
[00:23.000] 那个温泉的水里不会有什么奇怪的成分吧
[00:29.000] 没想到...会在里志他们面前暴露出那种不堪的样子...
[00:34.000] (敲门)
[00:36.000] 千反田吗
[00:39.000] 千反田:折木同学,没事吧?
[00:42.000] 折木:不太好
[00:44.000] 抱歉给难得的合宿泼了冷水
[00:47.000] 千反田:没那回事...
[00:49.000] 话说回来,接下来大家一起准备讲荤段子
[00:54.000] 折木:啊哈哈...(日语中猥和怪发音相近,猥谈怪谈谐音整活)
[00:57.000] 什么?(反应过来)
[00:58.000] 荤、荤段子?!
[00:59.000] 千反田:没错。如果感觉好些了,折木同学也请一起来吧
[01:04.000] 折木:等、等一下千反田。
[01:06.000] 你刚刚说什么??
[01:07.000] 大家一起?讲荤段子!?
[01:10.000] 千反田:对,夏季旅行必备
[01:13.000] 要说睡前年轻男女做的事,肯定是这个啦
[01:17.000] 折木:就这么开始讲荤段子??
[01:18.000] 千反田:是呀!很奇怪吗?
[01:21.000] 折木:确、确实是修学旅行肯定有的事...
[01:25.000] 千反田:嗯嗯!梨绘好像有特别精彩的荤段子!(期待)
[01:30.000] 折木:善名梨绘那么小的年纪吗?!
[01:32.000] 千反田:折木同学?这和年纪小不小没关系
[01:36.000] 谁都有一两个这样的故事哦
[01:40.000] 折木:是这样吗!?
[01:41.000] 千反田:福部同学还高喊着“荤段子就交给我吧!”来着
[01:46.000] 好期待啊!
[01:47.000] 折木:好期待?!
[01:48.000] 千反田:嗯!福部同学也似乎很擅长那方面...
[01:51.000] 折木:停下!千反田
[01:53.000] 里志的荤段子肯定不是什么好东西!
[01:56.000] 耳朵会脏!快醒醒!!
[01:58.000] 千反田:好过分!折木同学
[02:00.000] 而且摩耶花同学也很想听哦
[02:03.000] 折木:伊原??怎么可能?
[02:05.000] 千反田:不愧是摩耶花同学呢
[02:07.000] 那种漫画似乎也看过不少
[02:10.000] 折木:哪个我似乎能理解...
[02:12.000] 但是!就算这么说!也没法直接变成战力吧!?
[02:16.000] 千反田:折木同学...为什么那么慌乱呢?
[02:20.000] 折木:呃...没事
[02:22.000] 我...没事
[02:24.000] 千反田:啊对了!荤段子的话,我也有个挺有意思的哦
[02:29.000] 折木:什么??
[02:30.000] 千反田:而且,是我的亲身体验...
[02:33.000] 折木:什、什么玩意———??
[02:35.000] 千反田:是小学五年级暑假的事...去夏祭回家的路上
[02:41.000] 我一个人走夜路的时候...
[02:43.000] 折木:停下!千反田!快刹车!!
[02:46.000] 千反田:呵呵呵呵呵呵...
[02:47.000] 难道说,折木同学不擅长这种话题吗?
[02:51.000] 折木:这不是擅不擅长的问题...
[02:54.000] 这不是能轻易跟别人说的事情吧?!
[02:58.000] 还小学五年级...太悲惨了
[03:01.000] 千反田:没那回事哦
[03:03.000] 我体验的,是谁都有过的,普通至极的荤段子
[03:08.000] 折木:谁都有过的??
[03:09.000] 千反田:嗯!
[03:10.000] 折木:普通至极的荤段子???
[03:11.000] 千反田:嗯!!
[03:12.000] 折木同学...没有过吗?
[03:15.000] 折木:...警、警察叔叔!!
[03:18.000] 千反田:折木同学?!
[03:19.000] 折木:骗人的!!你们是一起在整我吧!
[03:23.000] 没错!是里志!是里志的指使吧!
[03:26.000] 说什么大家一起讲荤段子,让我动摇!!
[03:29.000] 不会的,不会让你们得逞的!
[03:32.000] 千反田:折木同学,冷静一点?
[03:33.000] 折木:初见幽灵现真身 始知其味枯芒草!
[03:36.000] 再说那种荤段子爸爸不会允许的!
[03:39.000] 和喝酒一样!!荤段子要过了二十岁之后!瓦!!
[03:43.000] 千反田:折木同学坏掉了!有人吗??来人啊——!!
[03:48.000] 折木:大家也有这种经历吗?
[03:50.000] 社团旅行的工口talk时,只有自己被排除在外?
[03:54.000] 千反田:在说什么啊??
[03:55.000] 折木:明明想参加但是说不出口
[03:57.000] 因为一直都摆出没兴趣的表情
[04:00.000] 这寂寞,这痛苦,我想让世界知道啊...!
[04:05.000] 只有你们在讲荤段子什么的。我绝对不会认同的!!
[04:08.000] 不会认同的!!!
[04:09.000] 总之坦白说的话...
[04:12.000] 也把我,叫上啊!
[04:14.000] 千反田:所以说我在叫你啊...
[04:16.000] 折木:但是我不想去啊!
[04:18.000] 这复杂矛盾的男人心,希望能理解一下!
[04:22.000] 千反田:根本听不懂你在说什么...
[04:24.000] 折木:哈啊...我睡了
[04:27.000] 千反田:哼...随你便吧
[04:30.000] 折木:所以说你叫我啊!
[04:32.000] 千反田:哈啊...真是麻烦...
[04:36.000] 折木同学,没想到你这么害怕恐怖故事呢
[04:42.000] -End-
[00:09.000] bu ke neng de mu jian ju di qi mu " jie xia lai da jia yi qi......"
[00:18.000] zhe mu: e... mei xiang dao yun tang hui chi xu zhe me zhang shi jian
[00:23.000] na ge wen quan de shui li bu hui you shen me qi guai de cheng fen ba
[00:29.000] mei xiang dao... hui zai li zhi ta men mian qian bao lou chu na zhong bu kan de yang zi...
[00:34.000] qiao men
[00:36.000] qian fan tian ma
[00:39.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue, mei shi ba?
[00:42.000] zhe mu: bu tai hao
[00:44.000] bao qian gei nan de de he su po le leng shui
[00:47.000] qian fan tian: mei na hui shi...
[00:49.000] hua shuo hui lai, jie xia lai da jia yi qi zhun bei jiang hun duan zi
[00:54.000] zhe mu: a ha ha... ri yu zhong wei he guai fa yin xiang jin, wei tan guai tan xie yin zheng huo
[00:57.000] shen me? fan ying guo lai
[00:58.000] hun hun duan zi?!
[00:59.000] qian fan tian: mei cuo. ru guo gan jue hao xie le, zhe mu tong xue ye qing yi qi lai ba
[01:04.000] zhe mu: deng deng yi xia qian fan tian.
[01:06.000] ni gang gang shuo shi mo??
[01:07.000] da jia yi qi? jiang hun duan zi!?
[01:10.000] qian fan tian: dui, xia ji lv xing bi bei
[01:13.000] yao shuo shui qian nian qing nan nv zuo de shi, ken ding shi zhe ge la
[01:17.000] zhe mu: jiu zhe me kai shi jiang hun duan zi??
[01:18.000] qian fan tian: shi ya! hen qi guai ma?
[01:21.000] zhe mu: que que shi shi xiu xue lv xing ken ding you de shi...
[01:25.000] qian fan tian: ! li hui hao xiang you te bie jing cai de hun duan zi! qi dai
[01:30.000] zhe mu: shan ming li hui na me xiao de nian ji ma?!
[01:32.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue? zhe he nian ji xiao bu xiao mei guan xi
[01:36.000] shui dou you yi liang ge zhe yang de gu shi o
[01:40.000] zhe mu: shi zhe yang ma!?
[01:41.000] qian fan tian: fu bu tong xue hai gao han zhe" hun duan zi jiu jiao gei wo ba!" lai zhe
[01:46.000] hao qi dai a!
[01:47.000] zhe mu: hao qi dai?!
[01:48.000] qian fan tian: ! fu bu tong xue ye si hu hen shan chang na fang mian...
[01:51.000] zhe mu: ting xia! qian fan tian
[01:53.000] li zhi de hun duan zi ken ding bu shi shen me hao dong xi!
[01:56.000] er duo hui zang! kuai xing xing!!
[01:58.000] qian fan tian: hao guo fen! zhe mu tong xue
[02:00.000] er qie mo ye hua tong xue ye hen xiang ting o
[02:03.000] zhe mu: yi yuan?? zen me ke neng?
[02:05.000] qian fan tian: bu kui shi mo ye hua tong xue ne
[02:07.000] na zhong man hua si hu ye kan guo bu shao
[02:10.000] zhe mu: nei ge wo si hu neng li jie...
[02:12.000] dan shi! jiu suan zhe me shuo! ye mei fa zhi jie bian cheng zhan li ba!?
[02:16.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue... wei shi me na me huang luan ne?
[02:20.000] zhe mu: e... mei shi
[02:22.000] wo... mei shi
[02:24.000] qian fan tian: a dui le! hun duan zi de hua, wo ye you ge ting you yi si de o
[02:29.000] zhe mu: shen me??
[02:30.000] qian fan tian: er qie, shi wo de qin shen ti yan...
[02:33.000] zhe mu: shen shen me wan yi??
[02:35.000] qian fan tian: shi xiao xue wu nian ji shu jia de shi... qu xia ji hui jia de lu shang
[02:41.000] wo yi ge ren zou ye lu de shi hou...
[02:43.000] zhe mu: ting xia! qian fan tian! kuai sha che!!
[02:46.000] qian fan tian: he he he he he he...
[02:47.000] nan dao shuo, zhe mu tong xue bu shan chang zhe zhong hua ti ma?
[02:51.000] zhe mu: zhe bu shi shan bu shan chang de wen ti...
[02:54.000] zhe bu shi neng qing yi gen bie ren shuo de shi qing ba?!
[02:58.000] hai xiao xue wu nian ji... tai bei can le
[03:01.000] qian fan tian: mei na hui shi o
[03:03.000] wo ti yan de, shi shui dou you guo de, pu tong zhi ji de hun duan zi
[03:08.000] zhe mu: shui dou you guo de??
[03:09.000] qian fan tian: !
[03:10.000] zhe mu: pu tong zhi ji de hun duan zi???
[03:11.000] qian fan tian: !!
[03:12.000] zhe mu tong xue... mei you guo ma?
[03:15.000] zhe mu:... jing jing cha shu shu!!
[03:18.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue?!
[03:19.000] zhe mu: pian ren de!! ni men shi yi qi zai zheng wo ba!
[03:23.000] mei cuo! shi li zhi! shi li zhi de zhi shi ba!
[03:26.000] shuo shi mo da jia yi qi jiang hun duan zi, rang wo dong yao!!
[03:29.000] bu hui de, bu hui rang ni men de cheng de!
[03:32.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue, leng jing yi dian?
[03:33.000] zhe mu: chu jian you ling xian zhen shen shi zhi qi wei ku mang cao!
[03:36.000] zai shuo na zhong hun duan zi ba ba bu hui yun xu de!
[03:39.000] he he jiu yi yang!! hun duan zi yao guo le er shi sui zhi hou! wa!!
[03:43.000] qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue huai diao le! you ren ma?? lai ren a!!
[03:48.000] zhe mu: da jia ye you zhe zhong jing li ma?
[03:50.000] she tuan lv xing de gong kou talk shi, zhi you zi ji bei pai chu zai wai?
[03:54.000] qian fan tian: zai shuo shi mo a??
[03:55.000] zhe mu: ming ming xiang can jia dan shi shuo bu chu kou
[03:57.000] yin wei yi zhi dou bai chu mo xing qu de biao qing
[04:00.000] zhe ji mo, zhe tong ku, wo xiang rang shi jie zhi dao a...!
[04:05.000] zhi you ni men zai jiang hun duan zi shen me de. wo jue dui bu hui ren tong de!!
[04:08.000] bu hui ren tong de!!!
[04:09.000] zong zhi tan bai shuo de hua...
[04:12.000] ye ba wo, jiao shang a!
[04:14.000] qian fan tian: suo yi shuo wo zai jiao ni a...
[04:16.000] zhe mu: dan shi wo bu xiang qu a!
[04:18.000] zhe fu za mao dun de nan ren xin, xi wang neng li jie yi xia!
[04:22.000] qian fan tian: gen ben ting bu dong ni zai shuo shi mo...
[04:24.000] zhe mu: ha a... wo shui le
[04:27.000] qian fan tian: heng... sui ni bian ba
[04:30.000] zhe mu: suo yi shuo ni jiao wo a!
[04:32.000] qian fan tian: ha a... zhen shi ma fan...
[04:36.000] zhe mu tong xue, mei xiang dao ni zhe me hai pa kong bu gu shi ne
[04:42.000] End
[00:09.000] bù kě néng de mù jiān jù dì qī mù " jiē xià lái dà jiā yì qǐ......"
[00:18.000] zhé mù: è... méi xiǎng dào yūn táng huì chí xù zhè me zhǎng shí jiān
[00:23.000] nà gè wēn quán de shuǐ lǐ bú huì yǒu shén me qí guài de chéng fèn ba
[00:29.000] méi xiǎng dào... huì zài lǐ zhì tā men miàn qián bào lòu chū nà zhǒng bù kān de yàng zi...
[00:34.000] qiāo mén
[00:36.000] qiān fǎn tián ma
[00:39.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué, méi shì ba?
[00:42.000] zhé mù: bù tài hǎo
[00:44.000] bào qiàn gěi nán de de hé sù pō le lěng shuǐ
[00:47.000] qiān fǎn tián: méi nà huí shì...
[00:49.000] huà shuō huí lái, jiē xià lái dà jiā yì qǐ zhǔn bèi jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ
[00:54.000] zhé mù: ā hā hā... rì yǔ zhōng wěi hé guài fā yīn xiāng jìn, wěi tán guài tán xié yīn zhěng huó
[00:57.000] shén me? fǎn yìng guò lái
[00:58.000] hūn hūn duàn zǐ?!
[00:59.000] qiān fǎn tián: méi cuò. rú guǒ gǎn jué hǎo xiē le, zhé mù tóng xué yě qǐng yì qǐ lái ba
[01:04.000] zhé mù: děng děng yī xià qiān fǎn tián.
[01:06.000] nǐ gāng gāng shuō shí mǒ??
[01:07.000] dà jiā yì qǐ? jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ!?
[01:10.000] qiān fǎn tián: duì, xià jì lǚ xíng bì bèi
[01:13.000] yào shuō shuì qián nián qīng nán nǚ zuò de shì, kěn dìng shì zhè gè la
[01:17.000] zhé mù: jiù zhè me kāi shǐ jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ??
[01:18.000] qiān fǎn tián: shì ya! hěn qí guài ma?
[01:21.000] zhé mù: què què shí shì xiū xué lǚ xíng kěn dìng yǒu de shì...
[01:25.000] qiān fǎn tián: ! lí huì hǎo xiàng yǒu tè bié jīng cǎi de hūn duàn zǐ! qī dài
[01:30.000] zhé mù: shàn míng lí huì nà me xiǎo de nián jì ma?!
[01:32.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué? zhè hé nián jì xiǎo bù xiǎo méi guān xì
[01:36.000] shuí dōu yǒu yī liǎng gè zhè yàng de gù shì ó
[01:40.000] zhé mù: shì zhè yàng ma!?
[01:41.000] qiān fǎn tián: fú bù tóng xué hái gāo hǎn zhe" hūn duàn zǐ jiù jiāo gěi wǒ ba!" lái zhe
[01:46.000] hǎo qī dài a!
[01:47.000] zhé mù: hǎo qī dài?!
[01:48.000] qiān fǎn tián: ! fú bù tóng xué yě sì hū hěn shàn cháng nà fāng miàn...
[01:51.000] zhé mù: tíng xià! qiān fǎn tián
[01:53.000] lǐ zhì de hūn duàn zǐ kěn dìng bú shì shén me hǎo dōng xī!
[01:56.000] ěr duǒ huì zàng! kuài xǐng xǐng!!
[01:58.000] qiān fǎn tián: hǎo guò fèn! zhé mù tóng xué
[02:00.000] ér qiě mó yé huā tóng xué yě hěn xiǎng tīng ó
[02:03.000] zhé mù: yī yuán?? zěn me kě néng?
[02:05.000] qiān fǎn tián: bù kuì shì mó yé huā tóng xué ne
[02:07.000] nà zhǒng màn huà sì hū yě kàn guò bù shǎo
[02:10.000] zhé mù: něi gè wǒ sì hū néng lǐ jiě...
[02:12.000] dàn shì! jiù suàn zhè me shuō! yě méi fǎ zhí jiē biàn chéng zhàn lì ba!?
[02:16.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué... wèi shí me nà me huāng luàn ne?
[02:20.000] zhé mù: è... méi shì
[02:22.000] wǒ... méi shì
[02:24.000] qiān fǎn tián: a duì le! hūn duàn zǐ de huà, wǒ yě yǒu gè tǐng yǒu yì sī de ó
[02:29.000] zhé mù: shén me??
[02:30.000] qiān fǎn tián: ér qiě, shì wǒ de qīn shēn tǐ yàn...
[02:33.000] zhé mù: shén shén me wán yì??
[02:35.000] qiān fǎn tián: shì xiǎo xué wǔ nián jí shǔ jià de shì... qù xià jì huí jiā de lù shàng
[02:41.000] wǒ yí ge rén zǒu yè lù de shí hòu...
[02:43.000] zhé mù: tíng xià! qiān fǎn tián! kuài shā chē!!
[02:46.000] qiān fǎn tián: hē hē hē hē hē hē...
[02:47.000] nán dào shuō, zhé mù tóng xué bù shàn cháng zhè zhǒng huà tí ma?
[02:51.000] zhé mù: zhè bú shì shàn bù shàn cháng de wèn tí...
[02:54.000] zhè bú shì néng qīng yì gēn bié rén shuō de shì qíng ba?!
[02:58.000] hái xiǎo xué wǔ nián jí... tài bēi cǎn le
[03:01.000] qiān fǎn tián: méi nà huí shì ó
[03:03.000] wǒ tǐ yàn de, shì shuí dōu yǒu guò de, pǔ tōng zhì jí de hūn duàn zǐ
[03:08.000] zhé mù: shuí dōu yǒu guò de??
[03:09.000] qiān fǎn tián: !
[03:10.000] zhé mù: pǔ tōng zhì jí de hūn duàn zǐ???
[03:11.000] qiān fǎn tián: !!
[03:12.000] zhé mù tóng xué... méi yǒu guò ma?
[03:15.000] zhé mù:... jǐng jǐng chá shū shū!!
[03:18.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué?!
[03:19.000] zhé mù: piàn rén de!! nǐ men shì yì qǐ zài zhěng wǒ ba!
[03:23.000] méi cuò! shì lǐ zhì! shì lǐ zhì de zhǐ shǐ ba!
[03:26.000] shuō shí mǒ dà jiā yì qǐ jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ, ràng wǒ dòng yáo!!
[03:29.000] bú huì de, bú huì ràng nǐ men dé chěng de!
[03:32.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué, lěng jìng yì diǎn?
[03:33.000] zhé mù: chū jiàn yōu líng xiàn zhēn shēn shǐ zhī qí wèi kū máng cǎo!
[03:36.000] zài shuō nà zhǒng hūn duàn zǐ bà bà bú huì yǔn xǔ de!
[03:39.000] hé hē jiǔ yí yàng!! hūn duàn zǐ yào guò le èr shí suì zhī hòu! wǎ!!
[03:43.000] qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué huài diào le! yǒu rén ma?? lái rén a!!
[03:48.000] zhé mù: dà jiā yě yǒu zhè zhǒng jīng lì ma?
[03:50.000] shè tuán lǚ xíng de gōng kǒu talk shí, zhǐ yǒu zì jǐ bèi pái chú zài wài?
[03:54.000] qiān fǎn tián: zài shuō shí mǒ a??
[03:55.000] zhé mù: míng míng xiǎng cān jiā dàn shì shuō bu chū kǒu
[03:57.000] yīn wèi yī zhí dōu bǎi chū mò xìng qù de biǎo qíng
[04:00.000] zhè jì mò, zhè tòng kǔ, wǒ xiǎng ràng shì jiè zhī dào a...!
[04:05.000] zhǐ yǒu nǐ men zài jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ shén me de. wǒ jué duì bú huì rèn tóng de!!
[04:08.000] bú huì rèn tóng de!!!
[04:09.000] zǒng zhī tǎn bái shuō de huà...
[04:12.000] yě bǎ wǒ, jiào shàng a!
[04:14.000] qiān fǎn tián: suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ zài jiào nǐ a...
[04:16.000] zhé mù: dàn shì wǒ bù xiǎng qù a!
[04:18.000] zhè fù zá máo dùn de nán rén xīn, xī wàng néng lǐ jiě yī xià!
[04:22.000] qiān fǎn tián: gēn běn tīng bù dǒng nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ...
[04:24.000] zhé mù: hā a... wǒ shuì le
[04:27.000] qiān fǎn tián: hēng... suí nǐ biàn ba
[04:30.000] zhé mù: suǒ yǐ shuō nǐ jiào wǒ a!
[04:32.000] qiān fǎn tián: hā a... zhēn shì má fán...
[04:36.000] zhé mù tóng xué, méi xiǎng dào nǐ zhè me hài pà kǒng bù gù shì ne
[04:42.000] End
ありえない幕間劇(その七)『これからみんなで……』 mu jian ju qi Lyrics
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