Hello, Children. Would you like to hear a story? Well okay then. Let me tell you a story about one motherf***er two motherf***ers three motherf***ers four motherf***ers One motherf***er two motherf***ers three motherf***ers they were born to roll Well I rock and you roll And I'm a stupid muthaf***a, Goin' outta control I'm a break the English language with my four letter flow I know you f***ing hate it that's what I'm paid for Cause I roll and you rock and if you don't f***ing like it you can s*** on my c*** You want to get on down I'm on f*** patrol The lights are on but nobo dy's home Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it's true I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you I'm gonna f*** you up without further ado because I go about things the wrong way baby Ass backwards Ass backwards Oh~~~~ I go about things the wrong way baby Ass backwards Ass backwards Oh my. They're having quite an adventure. Let's turn the page and see what the f*** they do next. ‘Cause I'm hard and you're soft I'm not only the client but I'm also the boss Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss I'm a hit rock bottom with a round of applause ‘Cause I'm soft and you're hard and I'm the pu*** wussy bugle boy from company retard I shoulda quit this **** long ago but I can't say no to all the f***in' dough Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it's true I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you I'm gonna f*** you up without further ado because I go about things the wrong way baby Ass backwards Ass backwards oh~~ I go about things the wrong way baby Ass backwards Ass backwards Oh my goodness. Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in I go about things the wrong way baby Ass backwards Well, that's all for now. Goodnight, stupid children.