01.Before She Does
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I believe that gas is too damn high
An'' there ain''t nothin'' more American
Than Mama''s apple pie
I believe in love; I believe in peace
But I don''t believe we''ll ever see it
In that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
An'' I believe that Jesus is comin'' back
Before she does
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I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman an'' the Devil share the same address
I believe don''t start if you''re gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut
An'' carry a big stick
I believe that dogs are better than cats
An'' I believe that Jesus is comin'' back
Before she does
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There''s absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn''t
An'' she''s really gone this time
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I believe that cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool
Than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now an'' then
I believe it''s best to pay in cash
An'' I believe that Jesus is comin'' back
Before she does
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There''s absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn''t
An'' she''s really gone this time
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I believe she was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed
An'' said Jesus is comin'' back before she does
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Before she does
Before she does