yu le quan sha ren shi jian

Song 娱乐圈杀人事件
Artist 农夫
Album O'FAMA

Lyrics

[00:11.70] 即刻开始听真啲
[00:13.260] 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[00:15.780] 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字
[00:18.270] 喺娱乐圈你死你事
[00:20.820] 以前边有人识得农夫系乜
[00:23.470] 但系有人识噏 农夫系得
[00:26.20] 今日我卖得
[00:26.960] 你又话我变质
[00:28.340] 我唔讲得太露骨
[00:29.470] 我怕从此绝笔
[00:30.920] 得得得 驶乜咁多原则
[00:32.250] 最紧要咪乱噏
[00:33.390] 叫我做乜就做乜
[00:34.510] 直到导演嗌cut
[00:35.830] 做小丑又得
[00:36.810] 唔怕一万唔怕万一
[00:38.110] 话我肉酸 又话我核突
[00:41.20] 但系呢个系事实
[00:42.220] 我高过你 我人工高过你
[00:44.100] 我去拍戏等十几粒钟等到懵
[00:47.90] 拍十几分钟
[00:48.100] 最後成条片都冇用
[00:49.270] 轻轻松松收工
[00:50.520] 你点会轻轻松松得过我
[00:52.970] 我写过好多广告歌
[00:55.500] 顺顺利利起货
[00:56.660] 又话写得唔错
[00:57.910] 仲可以plug埋plug埋
[00:59.460] 当一首新歌
[01:00.760] 你写广告歌你不如拍广告
[01:03.150] 啲广告商爽到冇乜嘢畀我做
[01:05.770] 冇排过舞 又话我跳到
[01:08.250] 只需要笑到好似烧坏脑
[01:10.740] 到你发现其实你惯晒
[01:12.910] 入娱乐界当你货物卖
[01:15.170] 你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪
[01:18.240] 即时certify
[01:19.830]
[01:21.60] 即刻开始听真啲
[01:22.950] 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[01:25.390] 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字
[01:27.840] 喺娱乐圈你死你事
[01:30.360] 即刻开始听真啲
[01:32.830] 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[01:35.330] 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字
[01:37.880] 喺娱乐圈你死你事
[01:40.0]
[01:40.680] 继续继续
[01:41.390] 最好做音乐节目
[01:42.670] 唱半首歌系直播
[01:43.950] 唔驶再录
[01:44.860] 冇错 唱错歌词都唔驶NG
[01:46.410] 走音又冇人知
[01:47.770] 点解呀 我啲歌都无key
[01:50.220] 做商场show咪仲好
[01:51.450] 嗰度鬼杀咁嘈
[01:52.570] 有时我一句都冇唱到
[01:53.830] 佢哋都完全听唔到
[01:55.259] 做大学show咪仲过瘾
[01:56.190] 一出场佢哋就兴奋
[01:57.630] 有时我谂大学生可能从来无见过人
[02:00.170] 哇 咁你要返上去行吓
[02:03.10] 吓 我都唔识唱普通话
[02:05.180] 唔驶架 只要你郁一郁咋
[02:07.580] 佢哋就「哗」
[02:08.870] 直头变咗刘华
[02:10.280] 系 如果要计出埠做嘢最盏鬼
[02:13.30] 出出入入都系头等机位
[02:15.140] 咁又系
[02:15.910] 间酒店房装得落我间屋咁滞
[02:17.950] 我谂过住足一世
[02:19.10] 以后都唔返嚟
[02:20.170] 到你发现其实你惯晒
[02:22.470] 入娱乐界当你货物卖
[02:25.100] 你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪
[02:27.820] 即时certify
[02:29.230]
[02:30.200] 即刻开始听真啲
[02:32.260] 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[02:35.10] 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字
[02:37.410] 喺娱乐圈你死你事
[02:40.200] 即刻开始听真啲
[02:42.460] 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[02:44.930] 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字
[02:47.400] 喺娱乐圈你死你事
[02:49.840]
[02:50.460] 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生
[02:52.480] 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹
[02:55.220] 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生
[02:57.420] 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹
[02:59.920] 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生
[03:02.410] 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹
[03:05.100] 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生
[03:07.320] 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹
[03:09.890]

Pinyin

[00:11.70] jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì
[00:13.260] nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì
[00:15.780] qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì
[00:18.270] xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì
[00:20.820] yǐ qián biān yǒu rén shí de nóng fū xì miē
[00:23.470] dàn xì yǒu rén shí xī nóng fū xì dé
[00:26.20] jīn rì wǒ mài dé
[00:26.960] nǐ yòu huà wǒ biàn zhì
[00:28.340] wǒ wú jiǎng dé tài lù gǔ
[00:29.470] wǒ pà cóng cǐ jué bǐ
[00:30.920] de de dé shǐ miē hán duō yuán zé
[00:32.250] zuì jǐn yào mī luàn xī
[00:33.390] jiào wǒ zuò miē jiù zuò miē
[00:34.510] zhí dào dǎo yǎn ài cut
[00:35.830] zuò xiǎo chǒu yòu dé
[00:36.810] wú pà yī wàn wú pà wàn yī
[00:38.110] huà wǒ ròu suān yòu huà wǒ hé tū
[00:41.20] dàn xì ne gè xì shì shí
[00:42.220] wǒ gāo guò nǐ wǒ rén gōng gāo guò nǐ
[00:44.100] wǒ qù pāi xì děng shí jǐ lì zhōng děng dào měng
[00:47.90] pāi shí jǐ fēn zhōng
[00:48.100] zuì hòu chéng tiáo piàn dōu mǎo yòng
[00:49.270] qīng qīng sōng sōng shōu gōng
[00:50.520] nǐ diǎn huì qīng qīng sōng sōng dé guò wǒ
[00:52.970] wǒ xiě guò hǎo duō guǎng gào gē
[00:55.500] shùn shùn lì lì qǐ huò
[00:56.660] yòu huà xiě dé wú cuò
[00:57.910] zhòng kě yǐ plug mái plug mái
[00:59.460] dāng yī shǒu xīn gē
[01:00.760] nǐ xiě guǎng gào gē nǐ bù rú pāi guǎng gào
[01:03.150] dì guǎng gào shāng shuǎng dào mǎo niè yě bì wǒ zuò
[01:05.770] mǎo pái guò wǔ yòu huà wǒ tiào dào
[01:08.250] zhǐ xū yào xiào dào hǎo sì shāo huài nǎo
[01:10.740] dào nǐ fā xiàn qí shí nǐ guàn shài
[01:12.910] rù yú lè jiè dāng nǐ huò wù mài
[01:15.170] nǐ jī mái jī mái jué de mǎo gǔ guài
[01:18.240] jí shí certify
[01:19.830]
[01:21.60] jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì
[01:22.950] nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì
[01:25.390] qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì
[01:27.840] xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì
[01:30.360] jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì
[01:32.830] nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì
[01:35.330] qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì
[01:37.880] xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì
[01:40.0]
[01:40.680] jì xù jì xù
[01:41.390] zuì hǎo zuò yīn yuè jié mù
[01:42.670] chàng bàn shǒu gē xì zhí bō
[01:43.950] wú shǐ zài lù
[01:44.860] mǎo cuò chàng cuò gē cí dōu wú shǐ NG
[01:46.410] zǒu yīn yòu mǎo rén zhī
[01:47.770] diǎn jiě ya wǒ dì gē dōu wú key
[01:50.220] zuò shāng chǎng show mī zhòng hǎo
[01:51.450] gè dù guǐ shā hán cáo
[01:52.570] yǒu shí wǒ yī jù dōu mǎo chàng dào
[01:53.830] qú diè dōu wán quán tīng wú dào
[01:55.259] zuò dà xué show mī zhòng guò yǐn
[01:56.190] yī chū chǎng qú diè jiù xīng fèn
[01:57.630] yǒu shí wǒ shěn dà xué shēng kě néng cóng lái wú jiàn guò rén
[02:00.170] wa hán nǐ yào fǎn shǎng qù xíng xià
[02:03.10] xià wǒ dōu wú shí chàng pǔ tōng huà
[02:05.180] wú shǐ jià zhǐ yào nǐ yù yī yù zǎ
[02:07.580] qú diè jiù huā
[02:08.870] zhí tóu biàn zuo liú huá
[02:10.280] xì rú guǒ yào jì chū bù zuò yě zuì zhǎn guǐ
[02:13.30] chū chū rù rù dōu xì tóu děng jī wèi
[02:15.140] hán yòu xì
[02:15.910] jiān jiǔ diàn fáng zhuāng dé luò wǒ jiān wū hán zhì
[02:17.950] wǒ shěn guò zhù zú yī shì
[02:19.10] yǐ hòu dōu wú fǎn lí
[02:20.170] dào nǐ fā xiàn qí shí nǐ guàn shài
[02:22.470] rù yú lè jiè dāng nǐ huò wù mài
[02:25.100] nǐ jī mái jī mái jué de mǎo gǔ guài
[02:27.820] jí shí certify
[02:29.230]
[02:30.200] jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì
[02:32.260] nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì
[02:35.10] qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì
[02:37.410] xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì
[02:40.200] jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì
[02:42.460] nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì
[02:44.930] qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì
[02:47.400] xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì
[02:49.840]
[02:50.460] qù zuo yīn jiān wǒ dōu kě yǐ fān shēng
[02:52.480] bó jīn dōu qiān fǎn xián yú dōu kě yǐ fǎn dàn
[02:55.220] qù zuo yīn jiān wǒ dōu kě yǐ fān shēng
[02:57.420] bó jīn dōu qiān fǎn xián yú dōu kě yǐ fǎn dàn
[02:59.920] qù zuo yīn jiān wǒ dōu kě yǐ fān shēng
[03:02.410] bó jīn dōu qiān fǎn xián yú dōu kě yǐ fǎn dàn
[03:05.100] qù zuo yīn jiān wǒ dōu kě yǐ fān shēng
[03:07.320] bó jīn dōu qiān fǎn xián yú dōu kě yǐ fǎn dàn
[03:09.890]