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Well, I walked up to the bar, |
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I laid down my Platinum card, |
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Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends |
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Well, the barmaid passed them out, |
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And before we chugged them down, |
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I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them" |
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Well, this blonde slid up to me, |
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She said, "That was awful sweet!", |
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Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall |
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Well, he broke up our hug |
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With a six-foot-five-inch shove, |
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And I found myself slammed up against the wall. |
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass? |
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I'm just tryin' to have a little fun |
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For all the ones who can't |
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls |
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And I drive my truck to fast |
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass? |
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Well, I've never been the type |
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To walk up and pick a fight-- |
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I've always been the kind to get along |
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I throw parties all the time |
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And they're always on my dime, |
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We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn. |
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Well, my style of stress relief |
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Sometimes disturbs the peace, |
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The police show up to donuts in my yard |
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And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud, |
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They run off my party crowd |
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They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard. |
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass? |
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I'm just tryin' to have a little fun |
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For all the ones who can't |
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls |
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And I drive my truck to fast |
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass? |
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls |
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And I drive my truck to fast |
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Why does everybody want |
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It seems like everybody wants |
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass? |