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Song 扯白歌
Artist 何纪光
Album 20世纪中华歌坛名人百集珍藏版

Lyrics

[00:03.57] 无事唱个扯白歌
[00:14.93] 风吹石头滚上坡
[00:21.92] 砍柴砍出鲤鱼蛋
[00:27.81] 耙田耙出野鸡窝
[00:33.20] 麻雀子窝里生猪崽
[00:41.69] 灯草上灶打破锅
[00:46.55] 对门山上獐咬狗
[00:51.37] 雄鸡公背起豺狗子走
[00:56.61] 后背园中菜吃羊
[01:00.80] 厨房的媳妇打家娘
[01:04.91] 唱似一桩有一桩
[01:20.31] 唱个蚱蜢子做县官
[01:28.40] 糯谷田里开衙门
[01:33.66] 蚂蚁子是衙役兵
[01:40.02] 癞头蛤蟆来打更
[01:48.45] 黄蜂蜜蜂助威风
[01:53.23] 派达老鼠管粮仓
[01:57.96] 　 派达臭虫管衣箱
[02:02.79] 　 眼镜蛇是武官
[02:07.45] 　 打屁虫是文官
[02:11.91] 　 笨屎甲催粮官
[02:16.03] 　 禾老虫是解差官
[02:21.30] 　 姨太太纺织娘
[02:26.23] 　 碰达蝴蝶来见官
[02:30.28] 　 告达蜘蛛把人伤
[02:32.51] 　 吓得那县官慌了张
[02:38.83] 　 何里告达我岳母娘
[02:40.70] 　 唱了一场又一场
[02:54.33] 　 唱个喜鹊做新娘
[03:02.78] 　 老蛙子做媒一张嘴
[03:07.98] 　 鹭鸶抬轿走得忙
[03:13.81] 　 新娘子有二十四
[03:22.68] 　 新郎公还穿开裆裤
[03:27.84] 　 堂屋里下轿拜祖宗
[03:32.61] 　 床底下拖出新郎公
[03:37.38] 　 三班鼓乐来喊礼
[03:41.93] 　 新郎公地下玩蚂蚁
[03:47.21] 　 晚上夫妻睡一订
[03:52.15] 　 新郎公还没得枕头长
[03:56.96] 　 半夜三更要奶尝
[04:01.74] 　 揭开那被子屙湿那床
[04:04.40] 　 扯起巴掌往下打
[04:07.03] 　 是你的堂客不是你娘
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Pinyin

[00:03.57] wú shì chàng gè chě bái gē
[00:14.93] fēng chuī shí tou gǔn shàng pō
[00:21.92] kǎn chái kǎn chū lǐ yú dàn
[00:27.81] bà tián bà chū yě jī wō
[00:33.20] má qiāo zǐ wō lǐ shēng zhū zǎi
[00:41.69] dēng cǎo shàng zào dǎ pò guō
[00:46.55] duì mén shān shàng zhāng yǎo gǒu
[00:51.37] xióng jī gōng bèi qǐ chái gǒu zǐ zǒu
[00:56.61] hòu bèi yuán zhōng cài chī yáng
[01:00.80] chú fáng de xí fù dǎ jiā niáng
[01:04.91] chàng shì yī zhuāng yǒu yī zhuāng
[01:20.31] chàng gè zhà měng zi zuò xiàn guān
[01:28.40] nuò gǔ tián lǐ kāi yá mén
[01:33.66] mǎ yǐ zi shì yá yì bīng
[01:40.02] lài tóu há má lái dǎ gēng
[01:48.45] huáng fēng mì fēng zhù wēi fēng
[01:53.23] pài dá lǎo shǔ guǎn liáng cāng
[01:57.96] 　 pài dá chòu chóng guǎn yī xiāng
[02:02.79] 　 yǎn jìng shé shì wǔ guān
[02:07.45] 　 dǎ pì chóng shì wén guān
[02:11.91] 　 bèn shǐ jiǎ cuī liáng guān
[02:16.03] 　 hé lǎo chóng shì jiè chāi guān
[02:21.30] 　 yí tài tài fǎng zhī niáng
[02:26.23] 　 pèng dá hú dié lái jiàn guān
[02:30.28] 　 gào dá zhī zhū bǎ rén shāng
[02:32.51] 　 xià dé nà xiàn guān huāng le zhāng
[02:38.83] 　 hé lǐ gào dá wǒ yuè mǔ niáng
[02:40.70] 　 chàng le yī chǎng yòu yī chǎng
[02:54.33] 　 chàng gè xǐ què zuò xīn niáng
[03:02.78] 　 lǎo wā zi zuò méi yī zhāng zuǐ
[03:07.98] 　 lù sī tái jiào zǒu dé máng
[03:13.81] 　 xīn niáng zǐ yǒu èr shí sì
[03:22.68] 　 xīn láng gōng hái chuān kāi dāng kù
[03:27.84] 　 táng wū lǐ xià jiào bài zǔ zōng
[03:32.61] 　 chuáng dǐ xià tuō chū xīn láng gōng
[03:37.38] 　 sān bān gǔ yuè lái hǎn lǐ
[03:41.93] 　 xīn láng gōng dì xià wán mǎ yǐ
[03:47.21] 　 wǎn shàng fū qī shuì yī dìng
[03:52.15] 　 xīn láng gōng hái méi de zhěn tou zhǎng
[03:56.96] 　 bàn yè sān gēng yào nǎi cháng
[04:01.74] 　 jiē kāi nà bèi zi ē shī nà chuáng
[04:04.40] 　 chě qǐ bā zhǎng wǎng xià dǎ
[04:07.03] 　 shì nǐ de táng kè bú shì nǐ niáng
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