FRIENDS: There's just a few more hours
That's all the time you've got
A few more hours
Before they tie the knot
ALFIE: There's drinks and girls all over London
And I'm gotta track 'em down
In just a few more hours
Set 'em up, me darlin'
I'm getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
I got to be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time
If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin'
~ me out the door
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church
FRIENDS: Get him to the church
ALFIE: For God's sake, get me to the church on time
I'm getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table
But get me to the church on time
If I am flyin'
Then shoot me down
If I am wooin'
Get her out of town
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Feather and tar me
Call out the army
But get me to the church
Get me to the church
For God's sake, get me to the church on time
FRIENDS: He's getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
ALFIE: Come on! Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
FRIENDS: He's got to be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in his prime
ALFIE: Girls, come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time
If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin'
~ me out the door
FRIENDS: He's getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
ALFIE: Drug me or jail me
Stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church
FRIENDS: Get him to the church
ALFIE: For God's sake, get me to the church on time
FRIENDS: Girls, come and kiss him
Show how you'll miss him
But get him to the church on time
FRIENDS: Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get him to the church on time
ALFIE AND FRIENDS: If I am flyin'
Then shoot me down
If I am wooin'
Get her out of town
FRIENDS: He's gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
ALFIE: Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table
But get me to the church on time

FRIENDS: Get him to the church
Get him to the church
Starlight is reelin' 'ome to bed now
Mornin' is smearin' up the star
FRIENDS: London is wakin'
Daylight is breakin'
Good luck, old chum
Good health, goodbye
ALFIE: I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
FRIENDS: Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me
And get him to the church
Get him to the church
For God's sake, get him to the church on time