Why's everybody actin funny?
 Why's everybody look so strange?
 Why's everybody look so nasty?
 What do I want with all these things?
 
 I went alone down to the drugstore
 I went in back and took a Coke
 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
 I stood in line, I had to wait
 
 Why's everybody actin funny?
 Why's everybody look so strange?
 Why's everybody look so pretty?
 What do I want with all these things?
 
 I went alone down to the drugstore
 I went in back and took a Coke
 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
 I stood in line, I had to wait