We gotta do our alma matter　
We must do our alma matter　
When I was a little biddy boy　
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy　
Silver bells hanging on a string　
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling　
Oh,
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
"You're beautiful, beautiful, beautiful"　
Umm　
Then mama took me to Grammar school　
But I stopped off in the vestibule　
Every time that bell would ring　
Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
"Oh, that is beautiful. You know what I heard ?　
I heard, I hear two girls of here are singin' in a harmony.　
That's alright, honey, this is the free country.　
Live like you wanna live, baby, yeah.　
Ain't nobody gonna knock you, darling - mm mm
Um, um, yeah, freedom.　
Yes, sir, one guy right over here singin' mine, too. 　
That’s alright brother　
Yes, sir, you got a right, baby,　
Ain't nobody gonna bother you.　
Once I was climbing the garden wall,　
I slipped and had a terrible fall　
I fell so hard I heard bells ring, 　
But held on to My ding-a-ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
You know that’s future Parliament out there singing　
Oh, yeah ?　
Umm,　
Once I was swimming cross turtle creek　
Man, those snappers all around my feet　
Sure was hard swimming across that thing　
With both hands holding my ding-a-ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　

"That's so beautiful!.　
I think this is a beautiful little song really I do.　
And guess, while everybody is still nice singin'　
There's a few right down in front here that's not singin'　
We're gonna dedicate this verse to those will not sing.　
Yes, sir,"　
Umm　
This here song it ain't so sad　
The cutest little song you ever had　
Those of you who will not sing　
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling 　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
Oh, your ding a ling, your ding a ling　
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling　
Hey, my ding a ling, 　
Everybody sing　
I want to play with my ding a ling a ling　
"Everybody　My　
Oh, my　
"Slow down"　
I wannna play, everybdy, with　
My ding a ling !