[00:09.27]We gotta do our alma matter　
[00:10.79]We must do our alma matter　
[00:13.42]When I was a little biddy boy　
[00:16.13]My grandmother bought me a cute little toy　
[00:19.70]Silver bells hanging on a string　
[00:23.43]She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling　
[00:27.87]Oh,
[00:28.93]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[00:31.40]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[00:34.98]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[00:39.30]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[00:43.68]"You're beautiful, beautiful, beautiful"　
[00:46.66]Umm　
[00:47.61]Then mama took me to Grammar school　
[00:50.93]But I stopped off in the vestibule　
[00:54.60]Every time that bell would ring　
[00:58.43]Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling　
[01:03.31]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[01:06.90]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[01:10.72]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[01:13.93]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[01:18.58]"Oh, that is beautiful. You know what I heard ?　
[01:22.85]I heard, I hear two girls of here are singin' in a harmony.　
[01:25.12]That's alright, honey, this is the free country.　
[01:26.40]Live like you wanna live, baby, yeah.　
[01:30.73]Ain't nobody gonna knock you, darling - mm mm
[01:32.42]Um, um, yeah, freedom.　
[01:35.10]Yes, sir, one guy right over here singin' mine, too. 　
[01:39.23]That’s alright brother　
[01:41.25]Yes, sir, you got a right, baby,　
[01:42.18]Ain't nobody gonna bother you.　
[01:45.86]Once I was climbing the garden wall,　
[01:49.61]I slipped and had a terrible fall　
[01:53.65]I fell so hard I heard bells ring, 　
[01:57.43]But held on to My ding-a-ling　
[02:01.35]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[02:05.20]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[02:08.90]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[02:13.24]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[02:18.40]You know that’s future Parliament out there singing　
[02:20.65]Oh, yeah ?　
[02:24.61]Umm,　
[02:29.38]Once I was swimming cross turtle creek　
[02:33.20]Man, those snappers all around my feet　
[02:36.38]Sure was hard swimming across that thing　
[02:40.83]With both hands holding my ding-a-ling　
[02:45.12]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[02:48.77]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[02:52.62]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[02:56.96]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[03:00.90]
[03:00.79]"That's so beautiful!.　
[03:01.87]I think this is a beautiful little song really I do.　
[03:03.93]And guess, while everybody is still nice singin'　
[03:06.14]There's a few right down in front here that's not singin'　
[03:08.31]We're gonna dedicate this verse to those will not sing.　
[03:13.31]Yes, sir,"　
[03:15.60]Umm　
[03:16.59]This here song it ain't so sad　
[03:20.14]The cutest little song you ever had　
[03:24.11]Those of you who will not sing　
[03:28.70]You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling 　
[03:32.31]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[03:36.24]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[03:39.85]My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling 　
[03:43.70]I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling　
[03:48.70]Oh, your ding a ling, your ding a ling　
[03:51.52]We saw you playin' with your ding a ling　
[03:54.70]Hey, my ding a ling, 　
[03:57.68]Everybody sing　
[04:00.80]I want to play with my ding a ling a ling　
[04:03.69]"Everybody　My　
[04:04.35]Oh, my　
[04:07.31]"Slow down"　
[04:08.68]I wannna play, everybdy, with　
[04:11.75]My ding a ling !