Every day 
I get a brand new show
Off TV record and radio
I breeze with the sleaze on my cassette'
Cause I got the affirmative
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GoA bit bam-boogie and a booga-rooga
My cassette's just like a bazooka
A bligger, a blagger, a blippity-blop
Well, I'm going down to the record shop
Yeah, and the boss said, "LP, single, picture cover or plainI've got all the hits and all the big namesI've got biggest discounts in my storeIf you buy three records, I'll give you four"
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GoOff the radio, 
I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
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GoIt used to break my heart when 
I went in your shop
And you said my records were out of stock
So I don't buy records in your shop
Now I tape them all 'cause 
I'm 'Top Of 
The Pops'Yeah, now 
I got a new way to move
It's shiny and black and don't need a groove
Now I don't need no album rack
I carry my collection over my back
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GoOff the radio, 
I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
Policeman stopped me in my tracks
Said, "Hey you, you can't tape thatyou're under arrest 'cause it's illegal"
So I shoved him off and blew his whistle
I'm a pirate and 
I keep my loot
So I blew him out with my bazooka
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GoOff the radio, 
I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
You're rich enough to have a record collection
I'll bring my bazooka 'round for inspection
Sometimes it better get hit twice as fast
So I press my playback to make it last
I breeze with the sleaze on my cassette
I've got the affirmative
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GoOff the radio, 
I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
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