[00:00.45]Never Trust A Woman -Red Foley [00:00.726]Written by :Carson/Carson [00:16.283]If you ain't a man with a lot of guts [00:18.301]A dog gone woman will drive you nuts [00:20.208]You can't trust one to the corner now a day [00:24.194]You gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind [00:26.150]A woman ain't got but a one track mind [00:28.336]You'll find out bud it's the man who always pays [00:32.39]She'll feed you a line that will turn your head [00:33.880]And you'll marry her and when you're in bed [00:35.961]She'll go through all the pockets in your pants [00:39.834]And if you object there'll be a big fight [00:41.758]And chances are it will last all night [00:43.700]I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance [00:47.708]Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do [00:55.632]Never never trust a woman [00:59.551]She'll just make a monkey out of you [01:18.924]Though women are handy around the house [01:20.870]They can't be trusted by man nor mouse [01:22.792]It's a shame the way they drag a good man down [01:26.719]It's a well known fact they talk too much [01:28.696]And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such [01:30.644]And Paul revere the gossip all around town [01:34.474]You'll blow your top when they get in your hair [01:36.412]And they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear [01:38.458]You wish you never seen the light of day [01:42.296]I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when [01:44.520]One of them females get you hooked [01:46.98]And so you better think it over while you may [01:50.331]Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do [01:58.71]Never never trust a woman [02:01.932]She'll just make a monkey out of you [02:21.273]I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame [02:23.174]To come home late from a poker game [02:25.188]To a little wife that's gonna give you heck [02:28.871]She's sitting alone with a rolling pin [02:30.844]And will let you have it when you walk in [02:32.854]And when she gets through with you you'll be a wreck [02:36.794]If you had a little nip and she smelled your [02:38.504]Breath she'll start in nagging you half to death [02:40.676]And bud you'll have to put up with that for life [02:44.528]Cause the preacher said for better or worse [02:46.557]And until you ride that big black hoarse [02:48.528]You just naturally got yourself a wife [02:52.716]Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do [03:00.295]Never never trust a woman [03:04.48]She'll just make a monkey out of you