作词 : 矢野顕子, ピーター・バラカン
 作曲 : 矢野顕子
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
Crocodiles got stomach cancer
Hippo's teeth are all decayed
Cow's got a swollen liver
Lion's got pneumonia
Elephant's got athlete's foot
Dog's got a fractured hind leg
And your heart's been broken by yet another girl
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
Dolphins with diarrhoea
Bats with broken rader
Overweight Hawaiian girls eating too much chocolate
Piranhas with constipation
Telephone line is on the blink
Your brother-in-law has got no money
And your wife has turned to drink
Siamese cat's got a bloodshot left eye
Horse won't run another step
Polar bear's miscarried
Now gorilla's got a bleeding nose
Goat's gone hysterical and eaten through the pen
Everybody come to me
I'm gonna make you well again
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
Vet vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet