[00:00.000] 作词 : 矢野顕子, ピーター・バラカン [00:01.000] 作曲 : 矢野顕子 [00:07.797]Vet vet [00:09.260]I like to be a vet, I vet [00:12.395]Wanna be a vet [00:14.276]Vet vet [00:15.268]I like to be a vet, I vet [00:18.116]Wanna be a vet [00:22.713]Crocodiles got stomach cancer [00:23.549]Hippo's teeth are all decayed [00:25.482]Cow's got a swollen liver [00:27.128]Lion's got pneumonia [00:28.669]Elephant's got athlete's foot [00:30.628]Dog's got a fractured hind leg [00:32.326]And your heart's been broken by yet another girl [00:35.304]Vet vet [00:36.767]I like to be a vet, I vet [00:39.771]Wanna be a vet [00:41.495]Vet vet [00:42.593]I like to be a vet, I vet [00:44.264]Wanna be a vet [01:13.025]Dolphins with diarrhoea [01:14.331]Bats with broken rader [01:15.846]Overweight Hawaiian girls eating too much chocolate [01:19.033]Piranhas with constipation [01:20.914]Telephone line is on the blink [01:22.664]Your brother-in-law has got no money [01:24.336]And your wife has turned to drink [01:26.008]Siamese cat's got a bloodshot left eye [01:27.837]Horse won't run another step [01:29.378]Polar bear's miscarried [01:31.024]Now gorilla's got a bleeding nose [01:33.009]Goat's gone hysterical and eaten through the pen [01:35.726]Everybody come to me [01:37.450]I'm gonna make you well again [01:38.677]Vet vet [01:40.297]I like to be a vet, I vet [01:43.301]Wanna be a vet [01:45.339]Vet vet [01:46.357]I like to be a vet, I vet [01:49.074]Wanna be a vet