The Ruling Class


	My old man's a Viscount
	And he wears a Viscount's crown
	He buys me Cardin trousers
	Of a tasteful shade of dark brown
	He got his blue at Oxford
	And he pays my boating fees
	He sends me Fortnum's hampers
	So that I won't get hungry
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	My old man's an earl now
	And he wears an ermine gown
	He sends me an allowance
	To spend in Eton town
	He drives a yellow Bentley
	And he beats me with his wrench
	He hires me private tutors
	To help me in my French
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man He was my man
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man He was
	He was my man my man and he done me wrong
	My old girl's duchess
	And she wears a Hartnell frock
	She's picked me out a Cheltenham
	girl of Suffolk bredding stock
	My young fag's an MP's son
	And he warms my toilet seat
	I trash him with a whip
	to make his character complete
	He was my man and I done him wrong
	He was my man but it done him good


	My old man' s a Viscount
	And he wears a Viscount' s crown
	He buys me Cardin trousers
	Of a tasteful shade of dark brown
	He got his blue at Oxford
	And he pays my boating fees
	He sends me Fortnum' s hampers
	So that I won' t get hungry
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	My old man' s an earl now
	And he wears an ermine gown
	He sends me an allowance
	To spend in Eton town
	He drives a yellow Bentley
	And he beats me with his wrench
	He hires me private tutors
	To help me in my French
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man He was my man
	He was my man and he done me wrong
	He was my man He was
	He was my man my man and he done me wrong
	My old girl' s duchess
	And she wears a Hartnell frock
	She' s picked me out a Cheltenham
	girl of Suffolk bredding stock
	My young fag' s an MP' s son
	And he warms my toilet seat
	I trash him with a whip
	to make his character complete
	He was my man and I done him wrong
	He was my man but it done him good