作曲：BIGMAMA
作词：金井政人

準備は万端なんです
現場待機中
ちなみに宣戦布告を提出済みです
気分はノルマンディさ、上陸寸前
彼女のベッドを発見
ミッション開始です
大胆かつ繊細な
手つきで葡匐前進してんだ
完全な変態だ
真夜中過ぎてどうかしてんだ
Can't hold my heart it's beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
朝まで眠れない...

第一関門突破
上陸成功
興奮で脳溢血寸前
ドーパミン全開
Hug and kiss, its so deep again and again
Sneak into her sanctuary
He touched something hard on small rise of land
Found something that should not be there
Hug and kiss, its so deep again and again
Sneak into her sanctuary
He touched something hard on small rise of land
Found something that should not be there

残念な展開だ
完全に反省だ
Can't hold my heart it's beating right now
My lethal weapon is ready to go
Almost twice the normal size
朝まで眠れない...
斬新な発想で
悩んだ末に強行突破
新鮮な食感だ
遥かな未知と遭遇したんだ
Can't hold my heart it's beating right now
My lethal weapon's mission complete
Almost twice the normal size
まだまだ眠れない...