[00:00.000] 作词 : Michael Karoli/Holger Czukay/Jaki Liebezeit/Malcolm Mooney/Irmin Schmidt
[00:00.822] 作曲 : Irmin Schmidt/Holger Czukay/Jaki Liebezeit/Malcolm Mooney/Michael Karoli
[00:01.645]Spoken:
[00:02.140]Düsseldorf, 1969
[00:04.383]Mister and Misses Upduff and grandmother Upduff
[00:06.622]Decided they were going on a vacation
[00:08.132]Mother Upduff hanging out in Düsseldorf for 80 years
[00:12.380]They pack the car, they take in equipment and started driving off
[00:17.142]To Italy
[00:18.869]Mother Upduff was thinking about the mafia on their way to Italy
[00:22.130]And off they went, driving in their automobile
[00:27.127]Finally they got to Italy, beautiful old Italy, fantastic sights
[00:34.369]Pompeii they went to
[00:37.891]They went to Pompeii, they went to Venice, they went to Sicily
[00:41.637]They went to Florence, their final stop was Rome
[00:45.127]Off to Rome
[00:48.134]Rome, there they were in Rome
[00:52.376]Old paintings, old buildings, fantastic sights to see
[01:00.121]Grandmother Upduff decided she was going out for a walk
[01:03.870]Out she went for a walk
[01:07.887]Mister and Misses Upduff decided they'd follow
[01:10.875]Off they went behind Grandmother Upduff, yelling behind her
[01:13.883]Mother Upduff is walking on the street, looking at all the shop windows
[01:20.381]Finally, or is it the beginning, Mother Upduff was standing there, watching
[01:28.882]In the fish market, a gigantic octopus leaped out off the pool and snatched Grandmother Upduff up
[01:36.629]Little do they know what to do, Mother and Father Upduff looked
[01:42.130]Not having any money at all
[01:44.377]They decided that they would have to wrap her up in a tent
[01:47.373]And carry her back to Düsseldorf
[01:49.882]Wrapping her up in a tent, putting her on top of the car
[01:53.374]And fiercely driving off to Düsseldorf
[01:56.627]Off they went back to Düsseldorf
[02:00.375]On their way to Düsseldorf, they were still in Italy
[02:02.882]They drove into a café to have a cup of coffee
[02:06.129]Sipping that cup of coffee up, coming back outside
[02:08.634]Their car has been stolen with their luggage
[02:12.130]Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh…