[00:00.373]I make a date for golf, you can bet you life it rains
[00:16.228]I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
[00:21.998]I guess,I'll go through life
[00:24.787]Just catching colds and missing trains
[00:27.705]Everything happens to me
[00:32.623]I never miss a thing, I've had measles and the mumps
[00:38.500]And every time I play my ace, my partner always trumps
[00:44.253]I guess, I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
[00:49.759]Everything happens to me
[00:55.953]At first, my heart thought, you could break this jinx for me
[01:00.502]That love would turn the trick to end my despair
[01:06.717]But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[01:11.870]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[01:17.509]I've telegraphed and called, I sent, air mail special too
[01:23.519]You answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
[01:29.391]I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
[01:35.505]Everything happens to me
[01:40.529]At first, my heart thought, you could break this jinx for me
[02:08.990]That love would turn the trick to end my despair
[02:15.142]But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:20.873]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:26.615]I've telegraphed and called, I sent, air mail special too
[02:32.827]You answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
[02:38.134]I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
[02:44.020]Everything happens to me