please don't touch polly scattergood Can't play pretty tunes my hair is always messy And I can't walk in a straight line My path is always always gritty And I like to play piano but it's often out of tune And there are lots of broken fingers In the dark parts of my room Please don't touch Please don't stop and stare Yes I thank you for your kindness But there's sadness in the air Please don't touch Coz it makes me jitter And although I lost my mind sir I think you lost yours quicker Please don't touch Love me tender love me true Show your colours black and blue Make another cupper on the sofa eating marmalade Hate to pry now it's forgotten Feeling strange and looking rotten Fighting like a soldier over skinny jeans and pick'n' mix Please don't touch Please don't stop and stare Yes I thank you for your kindness But there's sadness in the air Please don't touch Coz it makes me jitter And although I lost my mind sir I think you lost yours quicker Please don't touch Fickle like a fruit machine Playing with the cruise ship queen Taking all his apples And then going to play hide and seek If you feel me please don't brake me Please don't let that rat man take me Cou he thinks I'm weird Well what's a girl to do Please don't touch Please don't stop and stare Yes I thank you for your kindness But there's sadness in the air Please don't touch Coz it makes me jitter And although I lost my mind sir I think you lost yours quicker Please don't touch Don't stop Stop and stare Yes I thank you for your kindness But there's sadness in the air Please don't touch