Punk Rock Girl 
 
 One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
 I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead 
 
 Punk rock girl
 Please look at me 
 Punk rock girl
 What do you see?
 Let's travel around the world
 Just you and me, punk rock girl 
 
 I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Do you have a beau?"
 She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know 
 
 Punk rock girl
 Give me a chance
 Punk rock girl
 Let's go slam dance
 We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
 Just you and me, punk rock girl 
 
 We went to the Philly Pizza Company
 And ordered some hot tea
 The waitress said, "Well, no, we only have it iced"
 So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
 And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
 It was "California Dreamin'"
 So we started screaming
 On such a winter's day 
 
 She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
 Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal 
 
 Punk rock girl
 It makes no sense
 Punk rock girl
 Your dad is vice president
 Just like the Duke of Earl
 Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl 
 
 We went to a shopping mall
 And laughed at all the shoppers
 And security guards trailed us to a record shop
 We asked for Mojo Nixon
 They said he don't work here
 We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixing 
 
 We got into her car away we started rolling
 I said, "How much you pay for this?"
 Said, "Nothing man, it's stolen"
 
 Punk rock girl
 You look so wild
 Punk rock girl
 Let's have a child
 We'll name her Minnie Pearl
 Just you and me
 Eat fudge banana swirl
 Just you and me
 We'll travel around the world
 Just you and me
 Punk rock girl