[00:02.40]Things have come to a pretty pass
[00:06.39]Our romance is growing flat,
[00:09.35]For you like this and the other
[00:13.36]While I go for this and that,
[00:18.43]Goodness knows what the end will be
[00:21.33]Oh I don't know where I'm at
[00:25.11]It looks as if we two will never be one
[00:33.92]Something must be done:
[00:37.99]You say either and I say either,
[00:41.16]You say neither and I say neither
[00:46.14]Either, either Neither, neither,
[00:49.24]Let's call the whole thing off.
[00:54.26]You like potato and I like potahto,
[00:56.51]You like tomato and I like tomahto
[01:01.06]Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto,
[01:05.11]Let's call the whole thing off
[01:10.50]But oh, if we call the whole thing off
[01:14.15]Then we must part
[01:16.90]And oh, if we ever part,
[01:21.21]then that might break my heart
[01:25.08]So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas,
[01:29.36]I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
[01:33.28]For we know we need each other so we ,
[01:36.73]Better call the whole off off
[01:40.44]Let's call the whole thing off.
[01:45.03]You say laughter and I say larfter,
[01:48.45]You say after and I say arfter
[01:52.56]Laughter, larfter after arfter,
[01:56.80]Let's call the whole thing off,
[02:00.64]You like vanilla and I like vanella,
[02:04.43]You saspiralla, and I saspirella
[02:08.27]Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry,
[02:12.93]Let's call the whole thing off
[02:15.79]But oh if we call the whole thing of
[02:21.01]then we must part
[02:24.30]And oh,
[02:26.44]if we ever part,then that might break my heart
[02:31.49]So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters,
[02:35.98]I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
[02:39.68]For we know we need each other so we,
[02:43.58]Better call the calling off off,
[02:47.67]Let's call the whole thing off.