| Song | No One Got Hurt, Fortunately |
| Artist | The Car Is On Fire |
| Album | The Car Is On Fire |
| Hey, I'm sad because I'm lonely, yeah | |
| I'm sad because I'm mortal, yeah | |
| (I can't help it, I can't help it) | |
| Hey, I'm sad because I'm awesome, yeah | |
| I'm sad because I'm awful, yeah | |
| (I can't help it, I can't help it) | |
| Hey, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah | |
| Hey, hey | |
| Hey, I don't believe in what I do | |
| I don't believe in what I am | |
| (I can't help it, I can't help it) | |
| Hey, these scientists predicted all | |
| And science makes me feel so small | |
| (I can't help it, I can't help it) | |
| Hey, I'm only twenty years old | |
| Hey, hey |