Five foot one a perfect ten With gorgeous big brown eyes Her sweet smile would light up All the stars in the sky We shared a drink and danced awhile And then I took her home To wake up the next morning to find myself alone Like Speedy Gonzalez Caramba que paso One minute she was in my arms The next where did she go Like Speedy Gonzalez She broke my heart in two She left my heart and my wallet feelin' Empty and blue Saw her across the border In my light blue cadillac Her arms were around another fool And she wasn't lookin' back They found my car in pieces In a town in Mexico As for my seƱorita my jaunita I don't know Like Speedy Gonzalez Caramba que paso One minute she was in my arms The next where did she go Like Speedy Gonzalez She broke my heart in two She left my heart and my wallet feelin' Empty and blue Like Speedy Gonzalez Caramba que paso One minute she was in my arms The next where did she go Like Speedy Gonzalez She broke my heart in two She left my heart and my wallet feelin' Empty and blue