作词 : Banks, Cocker, Faithfull ...
  The family tree was chain-sawed Wednesday week.
 So now I have to mingle with the meek.
 Hey mister! you have finally met your match
 Now everybody wants to kiss my snatch -
 To go where God knows who has gone before.
 I am a muse, not a mistress, not a whore.
 Oh - suburban shits who want some class
 All queue up to kiss my ass
 And I was only trying to please
 I never got any royalties oh no - not me
 I'm still sliding through life on charm
 Sliding through life on charm.
 
 If Marianne was born a man she'd show you all
 A way to piss your life against the wall.
 Go ahead why don't you leave me to these thugs?
 And creeps who want to fuck a nun on drugs.
 Is it such a sin I never, ever tried too hard?
 I had to know how far was going too far -
 In proper homes throughout the land Fathers try to understand
 Why Eunice who is seventeen - aspires to live her life like me
 Oh no - Can't ya see, Daddy?
 She's just captivated by my charm
 Sliding through life on charm.
 
 Sliding...
 Sliding...
 Never!
 
 I wonder why the schools don't teach anything useful these days
 Like how to fall from grace, and slide with elegance from a pedestal
 I never asked to be on in the first place.
 
 Sliding on charm
 Sliding on charm
 Sliding on charm
 Sliding on charm
 Sliding on charm
 Sliding on charm.