| Song | Grown Man |
| Artist | Loudon Wainwright III |
| Album | Grown Man |
| You got a grown man for a boyfriend, | |
| So you better treat him just like a baby. | |
| He's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday; | |
| The rest of the week he's just crazy. | |
| He's unpredictable, like an animal, | |
| Proud as an eagle, big and strong like a bear; | |
| He's a snake and a frog, he's a pig and a dog; | |
| There's a menagerie that's living in there. | |
| You'll be his princess--forever after, yes-- | |
| If you keep acting like you're always sixteen. | |
| He is the king, ruling the kingdom's his thing; | |
| Just remember his mother is queen. | |
| Sometimes he fools around when he goes out of town | |
| But sooner or later he's bound to get caught. | |
| He loves coming home, but then he has to roam; | |
| Mr. Ambivalence is the guy that you've got. | |
| He's got some problems--no, you can't solve them-- | |
| He's got some goblins he can't exorcise. | |
| Mostly he wants to cry, he's afraid to die, | |
| But he's living life like it's a booby prize. | |
| He wishes he were young, a little better hung, | |
| And he's paranoid you feel that way too; | |
| So reassure him, you'll never cure him, | |
| But he still needs his daily dose of you. | |
| (Chorus) | |
| He's asleep on Sunday, he's a beast on Monday; | |
| Rest of the week... | |
| He's blue on Sunday, and he's manic on Monday; | |
| Rest of the week he's just crazy. |
| You got a grown man for a boyfriend, | |
| So you better treat him just like a baby. | |
| He s a saint on Sunday, he s a bum on Monday | |
| The rest of the week he s just crazy. | |
| He s unpredictable, like an animal, | |
| Proud as an eagle, big and strong like a bear | |
| He s a snake and a frog, he s a pig and a dog | |
| There s a menagerie that s living in there. | |
| You ll be his princessforever after, yes | |
| If you keep acting like you re always sixteen. | |
| He is the king, ruling the kingdom s his thing | |
| Just remember his mother is queen. | |
| Sometimes he fools around when he goes out of town | |
| But sooner or later he s bound to get caught. | |
| He loves coming home, but then he has to roam | |
| Mr. Ambivalence is the guy that you ve got. | |
| He s got some problemsno, you can t solve them | |
| He s got some goblins he can t exorcise. | |
| Mostly he wants to cry, he s afraid to die, | |
| But he s living life like it s a booby prize. | |
| He wishes he were young, a little better hung, | |
| And he s paranoid you feel that way too | |
| So reassure him, you ll never cure him, | |
| But he still needs his daily dose of you. | |
| Chorus | |
| He s asleep on Sunday, he s a beast on Monday | |
| Rest of the week... | |
| He s blue on Sunday, and he s manic on Monday | |
| Rest of the week he s just crazy. |