[00:00.00] 作词 : Nelson, Wiseman
[00:12.58]There used to be a time candlelight and wine was all that a woman would need
[00:17.14]Man you were a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she wanted to see
[00:23.95]But the world has turned and it's time you learned that the old ain't working no more
[00:29.83]Yeah the rules have changed it's brand new game and buddy if you want to score
[00:35.45]You've got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
[00:41.83]Shine up your boots polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
[00:47.20]Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your little girl
[00:53.26]But you don't stand a chance less you take her out and dance
[00:56.26]Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
[01:03.51]Well sooner or later all you couch potatoes are gonna be the lonely ones
[01:09.14]If you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up
[01:12.02]And you better know your Brook's from your Dunn's
[01:15.01]Don't even think that your Engelbert Humperdink record's gonna turn her on
[01:21.27]Cause Mister you can bet if you don't know the steps
[01:23.95]Then you're gonna get left at home
[01:26.64]You've got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
[01:32.96]Shine up your boots polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
[01:38.34]Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your little girl
[01:44.41]But you don't stand a chance less you take her out and dance
[01:47.47]Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
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[02:14.83]Now if you were cro-magnon you'd be draggin' them woman by the hair to your cave
[02:19.52]You'd be down on your knees citing them soliloquies back in Romeo's day
[02:25.21]Yeah you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties and you had a cool car to drive
[02:30.71]But we're living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney
[02:33.64]Or you're gonna get left behind
[02:36.46]You've got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
[02:42.77]Shine up your boots polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
[02:46.83]Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your little girl
[02:54.08]But you don't stand a chance less you take her out and dance
[02:57.15]Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
[03:01.33]No you don't stand a chance less you take her out and dance
[03:05.39]Cause we're living in a honky tonk world