[05:00][03:13][01:37][00:25][00:01]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [05:04][03:16][01:40][00:28][00:04]got out of bed at all [05:07][03:19][01:43][00:31][00:07]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [05:10][03:22][01:46][00:34][00:10]and I can't see at all [05:12][03:24][01:48][00:37][00:13]And even if I could it'll all be gray, [05:16][03:28][01:52][00:40][00:16]but your picture on my wall [05:18][03:30][01:54][00:43][00:19]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [05:22][03:34][01:58][00:46][00:23]it's not so bad.. [Eminem as 'Stan'] [00:48]Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin [00:51]I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom [00:54]I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em [00:57]There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin [01:00]Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em [01:03]but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? [01:06]My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father [01:09]If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? [01:11]I'ma name her Bonnie [01:12]I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry [01:15]I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him [01:18]I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan [01:21]I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam [01:25]I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man [01:27]I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat [01:30]Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, [01:33]just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan [01:35]This is Stan [Eminem as 'Stan'] [01:59]Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance [02:03]I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans [02:06]If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert [02:09]you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew [02:12]That's my little brother man, he's only six years old [02:15]We waited in the blistering cold for you, [02:16]four hours and you just said, "No." [02:18]That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol [02:21]He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do [02:24]I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to [02:27]Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you [02:30]you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way [02:33]I never knew my father neither; [02:34]he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her [02:36]I can relate to what you're saying in your songs [02:39]so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on [02:42]cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed [02:45]I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest [02:48]Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds [02:51]It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me [02:54]See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it [02:57]My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 [03:00]But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does [03:03]She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up [03:06]You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose [03:09]Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. [03:11]We should be together too [Eminem as 'Stan'] [03:36]Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, [03:39]this'll be the last package I ever send your ass [03:42]It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? [03:45]I know you got my last two letters; [03:46]I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect [03:48]So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it [03:51]I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway [03:54]Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? [03:57]You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" [04:00]about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning [04:03]but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? [04:06]That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning [04:09]Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy [04:12]and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call [04:15]I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall [04:18]I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it [04:21]You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it [04:25]And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it [04:27]I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me [04:33]Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk [04:36]but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you [04:39]cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too [04:42]Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now [04:45]Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [Eminem] [05:24]Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy [05:27]You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? [05:30]Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that [05:33]and here's an autograph for your brother, [05:35]I wrote it on the Starter cap [05:36]I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you [05:39]Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you [05:42]But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? [05:45]I say that shit just clownin dogg, [05:47]c'mon - how fucked up is you? [05:48]You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling [05:51]to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some [05:54]And what's this shit about us meant to be together? [05:57]That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other [06:00]I really think you and your girlfriend need each other [06:03]or maybe you just need to treat her better [06:05]I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time [06:09]before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine [06:12]if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan [06:15]why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan [06:18]I just don't want you to do some crazy shit [06:21]I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick [06:24]Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge [06:27]and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid [06:30]and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to [06:33]Come to think about, his name was.. it was you [06:36]Damn!