作曲 : Terrorvision i'm the man who came to dinner said i wasn't stopping long i brought a present wrapped in misery and a bottle of sad songs you still said come on in make yourself at home would you like a drink let me take your coat i stand well back in the corner with a sneer on my face i've got the weight of the world on my shoulders ready to fall on this place and i felt like one of the family and i could be whoever i want to be i took you down to the sea and let you swim in deep blue water sunk your suspicions but then you couldn't get back to the shore come on in make yourself at home would you like a drink let me take your coat