[ti:Uncle Alvarez] [ar:Liz Phair] [al:Whitechocolatespaceegg] [tool:LrcMaker] [00:00.00] 作词 : Phair [00:24.575]There's a portrait of Uncle Alvarez [00:30.644]Hanging in the hall [00:36.086]Nobody wants to look at it [00:41.365]But Uncle Alvarez sees us all [00:46.412]Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments [00:51.934]Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy [00:57.750]You might even shake the hands of presidents [01:03.453]Better send a postcard and keep the family quiet [01:09.171] [01:10.124]He's not really part Cherokee Indian [01:15.654]He didn't fight in the Civil War [01:21.433]He's just Eugene Isaac Alvarez [01:27.155]We feel sorry for the wall [01:32.127]Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments [01:37.806]Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy [01:43.499]You might even shake the hands of presidents [01:49.280]You're gonna make them sorry when you die [01:54.591]And it's a long way down [01:57.667]You're hoping for heart attack [02:00.685]Running around [02:03.234]And messing in this and that, and [02:06.432]Your beautiful wife keeps your life on a shelf for you [02:12.148]Safe in the bedroom where there's no dust or mildew and [02:17.702]It's hard to believe you were once a beautiful dancer... [02:25.407] [02:26.514]Better just to shake it off [02:31.653]As you write your resum茅 [02:37.551]Don't think of Uncle Alvarez [02:42.956]And the price he had to pay [02:48.039]Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments [02:53.610]Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy [02:59.365]You might even shake the hands of presidents [03:05.131]You're gonna make them sorry when you die [03:10.834]Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments [03:16.501]Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy [03:22.246]You might even shake the hands of presidents [03:27.959]Better send some money to the Alma Matter [03:33.759]