| Song | Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend |
| Artist | Pet Shop Boys |
| Album | Alternative |
| Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper | |
| Whisper round the town | |
| 'cause you're my friend | |
| and that's the end | |
| for you're the only one in town | |
| that they would beg to hang around with | |
| You're so beautiful and calm | |
| but with an attitude that says | |
| hands off, you're just not good enough | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can't understand why you'd be with me | |
| Furthermore we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn't make her happy | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn't make her happy | |
| Well that's as maybe in a way | |
| but it's okay, we laugh, touché | |
| while they stare in front of us | |
| They draw away as if to say | |
| who are these people anyway? | |
| How dare they confront us? | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can't understand why you'd be with me | |
| Furthermore we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn't make her happy | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn't make her happy | |
| Oh no, no, no | |
| Oh no, no, no | |
| Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend | |
| Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend | |
| I'd rather die than satisfy their curiosity | |
| I'm kind of shy and dry and verging on ugly | |
| They wonder what that I have got that they have not | |
| They'll never understand that none of that matters | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can't understand why you'd be with me | |
| Furthermore, we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh, no, you couldn't make her happy | |
| Bet she's not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn't make her happy |
| Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper | |
| Whisper round the town | |
| ' cause you' re my friend | |
| and that' s the end | |
| for you' re the only one in town | |
| that they would beg to hang around with | |
| You' re so beautiful and calm | |
| but with an attitude that says | |
| hands off, you' re just not good enough | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can' t understand why you' d be with me | |
| Furthermore we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn' t make her happy | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn' t make her happy | |
| Well that' s as maybe in a way | |
| but it' s okay, we laugh, touché | |
| while they stare in front of us | |
| They draw away as if to say | |
| who are these people anyway? | |
| How dare they confront us? | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can' t understand why you' d be with me | |
| Furthermore we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn' t make her happy | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn' t make her happy | |
| Oh no, no, no | |
| Oh no, no, no | |
| Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend | |
| Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend | |
| I' d rather die than satisfy their curiosity | |
| I' m kind of shy and dry and verging on ugly | |
| They wonder what that I have got that they have not | |
| They' ll never understand that none of that matters | |
| Every boy and man feeling lonely | |
| can' t understand why you' d be with me | |
| Furthermore, we laugh and we draw | |
| more attention every day so they say | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh, no, you couldn' t make her happy | |
| Bet she' s not your girlfriend | |
| Oh no, you couldn' t make her happy |