[00:31.417]The thousandth and tenth day of the human totem pole: [00:41.005]The morning was distemper grey [00:43.749]Of the thousandth and tenth day of the human totem pole [00:48.695]The man at the bottom was smiling [00:53.644]He had just finished his breakfast smiling [00:59.772]It hadn't rained or manured for over two hours [01:03.450]The man at the top was starving [01:07.262]The pole was a horrible looking thing [01:09.950]With all of those eyes and ears [01:12.894]And waving hands for balance [01:16.093]There was no way to get a copter in close [01:19.403]So everybody was starving together [01:22.910]The man at the top had long ago given up [01:25.893]But didn't have nerve enough to climb down [01:30.135]At night the pole would talk to itself [01:33.228]And the chatter wasn't too good [01:36.374]Obviously the pole didn't like itself [01:39.615]It wanted to walk! [01:43.338]It was the summer and it was hot [01:46.876]And balance wouldn't permit a skinning to undergarments [01:51.082]It was an integrated pole, it was taking on a reddish-brown cast [01:57.043]Exercise on the pole was isometric [02:00.289]Kind of a flex and then balance [02:03.622]Then the eyes would roll together [02:06.021]The ears wiggle, hands balance [02:11.723]There was a gurgling and googling heard [02:14.708]A tenth of the way up the pole [02:17.584]Approaching was a small child [02:20.158]With Statue of Liberty doll