Ted The Mechanic

	作曲 : Ian Gillan/Ian Paice/Jon Lord/Roger Glover/Steve Morse
	Playing pool and drinking beer
	Nothin more'n the
	occasional tear
	But this man's life goes on
	and he gets
	greased all over
	from time to time
	At the strip joint, where we met
	He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
	See that one over there
	That ball of thunder
	Every time she goes Vavoom,
	I wiggle in my chair
	Can I buy you a beer?
	What a guy
	'I've had a few myself' he said
	'But I never quit when I'm ahead
	Too many rules and regulations
	Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
	And another thing I won't discuss is religion
	It always causes a fight
	Vavoom
	There she goes again
	'How does she do that' said Ted
	And he told me
	of those unjustices (that)
	He had suffered in his life
	His wife and kids
	and boss and dogs
	and neighbours
	Raising cain and causing strife
	They were forever whining
	Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
	Vavoom
	He fed them well
	He keep them warm
	Thing about Ted
	he didn't really care
	Nothing much got in his hair
	and the beauty of it was
	that he was right
	He was big as a truck
	and fast as a door
	(what's that?)
	he was always right
	The banjo player took a hike
	What's that song
	I used to like
	Vavoom
	He was big as a truck
	Fast as a door - Ted
	Ted the man our Ted

	zuò qǔ : Ian Gillan Ian Paice Jon Lord Roger Glover Steve Morse
	Playing pool and drinking beer
	Nothin more' n the
	occasional tear
	But this man' s life goes on
	and he gets
	greased all over
	from time to time
	At the strip joint, where we met
	He said ' Hi, my name is Ted
	See that one over there
	That ball of thunder
	Every time she goes Vavoom,
	I wiggle in my chair
	Can I buy you a beer?
	What a guy
	' I' ve had a few myself' he said
	' But I never quit when I' m ahead
	Too many rules and regulations
	Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
	And another thing I won' t discuss is religion
	It always causes a fight
	Vavoom
	There she goes again
	' How does she do that' said Ted
	And he told me
	of those unjustices that
	He had suffered in his life
	His wife and kids
	and boss and dogs
	and neighbours
	Raising cain and causing strife
	They were forever whining
	Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
	Vavoom
	He fed them well
	He keep them warm
	Thing about Ted
	he didn' t really care
	Nothing much got in his hair
	and the beauty of it was
	that he was right
	He was big as a truck
	and fast as a door
	what' s that?
	he was always right
	The banjo player took a hike
	What' s that song
	I used to like
	Vavoom
	He was big as a truck
	Fast as a door Ted
	Ted the man our Ted