[00:07.02]Banana split for my baby
[00:10.37]A glass of plain water for me.
[00:13.92]Banana split for my baby
[00:17.42]A glass of plain water for me.
[00:20.53]Dispenser Man, if you please
[00:24.28]Serve my chick a mess of calories
[00:27.77]Banana split for my baby
[00:31.28]A glass of plain water for me.
[00:35.14]Slip back the lid, scoop everything in sight
[00:38.66]Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
[00:41.97]Chocolate chip and everything that's nice
[00:45.21]Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice
[00:48.57]Banana split for my baby
[00:51.78]And a glass of plain water for me.
[00:55.64]Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour
[00:59.31]Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
[01:02.61]Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons
[01:06.05]Top it with a pizza just for fun
[01:09.78]Banana split for my baby
[01:12.94]And a glass of plain water for me.
[01:16.89]Banana split for my baby
[01:20.34]A glass of plain water for me
[01:23.85]Banana split for my baby
[01:27.24]A glass of plain water for me.
[01:31.01]Stack her up with crazy goo
[01:34.63]That's the stuff she likes to wade right through
[01:37.77]Banana split for my baby
[01:41.13]A glass of plain water for me.
[01:45.09]Now add the cherries the kind she loves to munch
[01:48.43]Skip the banana, use the whole darn bunch
[01:52.21]Drown it with fudge
[01:53.54]Six or seven cans
[01:55.59]Give her two spoons
[01:56.89]She'll eat it with both hands
[01:58.74]Banana split for my baby
[02:02.04]And a glass of plain water for me
[02:06.05]Separate checks, it must be
[02:09.15]Charge the split to her
[02:10.92]The water to me
[02:12.51]Oh the banana split's for my baby
[02:15.71]And the glass of plain water's for me
[02:18.39]Ain't got no money
[02:19.68]The glass of plain water's for me