[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:00.216] 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:00.432] [RONETTE]There he is girls! I found him! There's Seymour!
[00:03.929] [CRYSTAL and CHIFFON]Seymour, ooh, Seymour!
[00:05.990] [CRYSTAL]Seymour, can we have your autograph?
[00:07.416] [CHIFFON]We saw you on the Channel Five News!
[00:09.542] [CRYSTAL]You looked so handsome!
[00:11.040] [CHIFFON]And you gonna be soooo rich!
[00:12.555] [SEYMOUR]Please girls, not now
[00:14.128] [CRYSTAL]Is it true Audrey Two is Grand Marshal for the Rose Bowl?
[00:17.096] [CHIFFON]Is it true the shop is decorating the Senior Prom?
[00:19.528] [SEYMOUR]Yes, it's all true. Now, please
[00:21.799] [RONETTE]There's another big hotshot lookin' for you, Seymour.
[00:24.597] From uptown. He's been askin' all over,
[00:27.028] where can he find you?
[00:28.178] You're famous, Seymour
[00:29.716] [BERTSTEIN]Is this him?
[00:30.625] [RONETTE]That's him, Mr. Bernstein
[00:31.661] [BERTSTEIN]Thank you, girls. Seymour Krelborn!
[00:33.730] Sweetie, honey, baby, pussycats!
[00:35.295] [SEYMOUR]Do I know you?
[00:36.227] [BERTSTEIN]Of course not, but are you gonna be happy when you do!
[00:39.396] Seymour...Sweetheart...
[00:41.570] Dollface...Bubbelah...
[00:44.000] Hey, Seymour Krelborn, you prince you
[00:46.478] My name is Bernstein
[00:47.845] I'm with NBC
[00:49.180] I came down here to convince you
[00:51.305] To do a weekly T.V. show for me
[00:55.493] "Seymour Krelborn's gardening tips"
[00:58.609] For half an hour on Sundays, at four
[01:04.183] T.V's first home gardening program
[01:08.458] You'll make a mint and our ratings will soar!
[01:10.784] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON]
[01:12.722] They say the meek shall inherit
[01:15.171] You know the book doesn't lie
[01:17.585] It's not a question of merit
[01:19.858] It's not demand and supply
[01:22.907] They say the meek gonna get it
[01:25.237] And you're a meek little guy
[01:27.523] You know the meek are gonna get
[01:29.127] What's comin' to 'em
[01:30.143] By and by
[01:32.308] [CHIFFON]Your own T.V. show!
[01:34.349] [CRYSTAL]Coast to coast!
[01:35.351] [CHIFFON]Your name in lights!
[01:36.218] [CRYSTAL]Your face on screens!
[01:37.226] [CHIFFON]Sign it!
[01:38.276] [CRYSTAL]Sign it!
[01:39.007] [ALL, besides SEYMOUR]Sign that contract!
[01:40.077] [CHIFFON]Isn't it exciting?
[01:41.621] [RONETTE]Here he is, Mrs. Luce!
[01:43.994] We found him! He's right here!
[01:48.044] [SEYMOUR]Look, girls, I don't wanna see anybody else today
[01:49.911] [MRS LUCE]My darling, my precious, my sweet, sweet thing.
[01:54.818] So delighted to make your acquaintance
[01:58.133] Cutie...Sweetness...
[02:00.613] Seymour...Babydoll...
[02:03.183] I'd like a word with you, lover
[02:05.640] I'm sure you know me
[02:06.515] The editor's wife
[02:08.077] We want your face on the cover
[02:10.616] Of the December third issue of life
[02:13.291] Yes, the front of life magazine
[02:18.994] Now that's an honor we so seldom grant
[02:22.133] We'll send someone down, let's say Thursday
[02:27.668] For shots of you and your beautiful plant
[02:30.351] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON]
[02:31.854] They say the meek shall inherit
[02:34.336] You know the book doesn't lie
[02:36.682] It's not a question of merit
[02:39.326] It's not demand and supply
[02:41.874] They say the meek gonna get it
[02:44.294] And you're a meek little guy
[02:46.595] You know the meek are gonna get
[02:48.086] What's comin' to 'em
[02:48.722] By and by
[02:51.462] [CRYSTAL]Life Magazine? Oh my goodness, Seymour!
[02:54.306] You're gonna make it straight to the top!
[02:56.286] [CHIFFON]How did you do it?
[02:58.302] [RONETTE]Here he is, sir! The incredible Seymour Krelborn!
[03:02.333] Owner of the fabulous Audrey Two.
[03:04.765] America's most amazing - and largest - unidentified plant
[03:09.244] [SNIP]Ooooh, so this is Seymour Kramhorn?
[03:14.484] We've been trying to reach you, baby.
[03:16.205] Have your phones been busy!
[03:17.775] Did you get our telegram?
[03:19.151] [SEYMOUR]I don't think so
[03:20.476] [SNIP]Well, it's a good thing I came down in person then.
[03:22.939] Pleased to meet you, kid. Skip Snip. William Morris Agency
[03:29.406] Forget the cable we sent you
[03:31.853] It's nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours
[03:34.398] Now let my firm represent you
[03:36.872] We want to book you on lecturing tours
[03:41.050] College campus, rotary clubs-
[03:45.215] The kinda bookings my office can do-
[03:49.388] Show the plant, then talk, answer questions
[03:53.766] It's educational, lucrative too
[03:57.475] [SEYMOUR]My future's starting
[03:59.539] I've got to let it
[04:02.100] Stick with that plant and gee
[04:04.139] My bank account will thrive
[04:06.938] What am I saying?
[04:09.350] No way, forget it!
[04:12.022] It's much too dangerous to keep the plant alive!
[04:16.790] I take these offers
[04:19.183] That means more killing
[04:21.649] Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings?
[04:26.449] I sign these contracts
[04:28.824] That means I'm willing
[04:31.754] To keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things!
[04:37.242] No! No! There's only so far you can bend!
[04:42.116] No! No! This nightmare must come to an end!
[04:47.007] No! No!
[04:49.214] You've got no alternative
[04:50.718] Seymour old boy
[04:51.668] Though it means you'll be broke again
[04:53.188] And unemployed
[04:54.309] It's the only solution
[04:55.382] It can't be avoided
[04:56.807] The vegetable must be destroyed!
[05:02.859] But then...
[05:04.224] There's Audrey
[05:06.715] Lovely Audrey
[05:10.116] If life were tawdry and impoverished as before
[05:15.866] She might not like me
[05:18.849] She might not want me
[05:23.497] Without my plant, she might not love me any more!
[05:34.763] (They say the meek shall inherit)
[05:36.992] Where do I sign?
[05:37.646] (You know the book doesn't lie)
[05:39.315] [SNIP]Right on the line
[05:40.904] (It's not a question of merit)
[05:42.380] [SNIP]That'll do fine
[05:43.998] (It's not demand and supply)
[05:45.257] [SNIP]This copy's mine
[05:46.738] (You'll make a fortune, we swear it)
[05:48.914] [SNIP]Couldn't go wrong
[05:49.914] (If on this fact you rely-)
[05:52.655] You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em!
[05:55.698] You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em!
[05:58.332] You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em!
[06:00.981] By and by!