[00:00.000] 作曲 : Charlie Duncan Green [00:00.371] 作词 : Charlie Duncan Green [00:00.742] [00:13.853] I wanna say you're a real good guy [00:17.341] But we both know that would be a lie [00:20.814] It's been a nightmare being your friend [00:24.025] So it's time for this charade to end [00:27.058] [00:27.905] I can't say goodbye [00:32.730] 'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie [00:36.090] I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu [00:39.256] So it'll be their job to get rid of you [00:42.749] [00:43.050] I hope they put you into quarantine [00:46.421] Or lock you up until you turn eighteen [00:49.673] So maybe then I'll never have to fear [00:53.185] That you might suddenly bite off my ear [00:56.768] Please don't bite off my ear! [00:58.670] I can't say goodbye [01:00.843] [01:22.774] I can't say goodbye [01:26.966] [01:27.150] My face would be too mangled to identify [01:30.852] If I could get your house repossessed [01:33.675] You'll be forced to relocate to your gran's in the Northwest [01:37.337] [01:37.658] I could get you arrested for stealing a car [01:41.612] I could get you a job as a miner [01:44.680] I could ship you in a crate to Qatar [01:47.630] Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner [01:51.056] It's not real meat anyway [01:52.532] [01:52.927] I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway [01:56.428] Sell you to a freak show on its way to Uruguay [01:59.908] I could get you stuck on a fairground ride, (forever) [02:03.471] Send you to a wedding in Somewhere-stan with you as the bride [02:09.616] [02:10.835] I can't say goodbye [02:16.540] [02:39.058] Goodbye [02:41.358] But it's no use trying to deny [02:44.800] That I don't wanna be friends with you [02:48.210] So do whatever you have to do... [02:54.621]