Baby doll, I'd like another chance
You said you've got to be certain
Honey, please, I need another dance
You said you've got to be certain
I've got lots of pretty faces to ignore
Lots of secret places to ensure
Baby give me one more chance
You said you've got to be certain
'Cause you see I'm better off when I'm all alone
Better off when you're on the phone
Better off when I'm haunting you
Better off when I'm someone else
Better off with a smile that sells
Better off when you don't get through
When you don't get through
Boy, I'll poke you in the eye
You said you've got to be certain
If you're telling me goodbye
You said you've got to be certain
I have friends who'd love to make your eyeballs bleed
I have friends who'd love to go and do the deed
Baby give me one more chance
You said you've got to be certain
'Cause you see I'm better off when I'm all alone
Better off when you're on the phone
Better off when I'm haunting you
Better off when I'm someone else
Better off with a smile that sells
Better off when you don't get through
When you don't get through
Cause I've got lots of pretty faces to ignore
Lots of secret places to ensure
Lots of pretty face
I've got lots of pretty face
I've got lots of pretty faces to ignore
Baby give me one more chance
You said you've got to be certain
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