How to Spot an Invert

[00:02.346]	How to spot an invert
[00:04.298]	Amongst the vertebrates:
[00:13.848]	Good grooming
[00:15.731]	A tidy bedroom
[00:18.197]	Never married
[00:19.906]	And working in the arts
[00:23.581]	A bitchy sense of humour
[00:25.769]	Inordinately colourful scarves
[00:30.671]	Loose gestures
[00:32.468]	A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang
[00:35.498]	A dangling limp wrist
[00:37.902]	A talent for interior design
[00:42.024]	He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age
[00:46.479]	Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths
[00:51.582]	In Spartan sports
[00:54.013]	And ‘the unspeakable vice of the Greeks’
[00:59.347]	Likes show tunes
[01:00.494]	Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends
[01:03.650]	Is umbilically attached to his mother
[01:08.497]	He is careful to conceal at all times his real age
[01:13.252]	Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting
[01:18.459]	Too good to be true
[01:20.920]	But this could be you
[01:23.414]	The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2.0
[01:30.718]	Upgrade today!
[01:33.074]	You too may be gay

[00:02.346]	How to spot an invert
[00:04.298]	Amongst the vertebrates:
[00:13.848]	Good grooming
[00:15.731]	A tidy bedroom
[00:18.197]	Never married
[00:19.906]	And working in the arts
[00:23.581]	A bitchy sense of humour
[00:25.769]	Inordinately colourful scarves
[00:30.671]	Loose gestures
[00:32.468]	A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang
[00:35.498]	A dangling limp wrist
[00:37.902]	A talent for interior design
[00:42.024]	He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age
[00:46.479]	Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths
[00:51.582]	In Spartan sports
[00:54.013]	And ' the unspeakable vice of the Greeks'
[00:59.347]	Likes show tunes
[01:00.494]	Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends
[01:03.650]	Is umbilically attached to his mother
[01:08.497]	He is careful to conceal at all times his real age
[01:13.252]	Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting
[01:18.459]	Too good to be true
[01:20.920]	But this could be you
[01:23.414]	The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2. 0
[01:30.718]	Upgrade today!
[01:33.074]	You too may be gay