| Song | Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands |
| Artist | Richard Thompson |
| Album | Rumor And Sigh |
| 作词 : Thompson | |
| When the party hit full swing | |
| I saw you come reeling in | |
| You had that six pack in a stranglehold | |
| Now you stagger, now you sway | |
| Why don't you fall the other way | |
| 'Cos I've got something here worth more than gold | |
| CHORUS | |
| Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| They don't mend with sticky tape and glue | |
| Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| That's my very best advice to you | |
| Call me precious I don't mind | |
| 78s are hard to find | |
| You just can't get the shellac | |
| Since the war | |
| This one's the Beltona brand | |
| Finest label in the land | |
| They don't make them like that any more | |
| CHORUS | |
| Darling though you're twice my size | |
| I don't mean to patronize | |
| Honey, let me lead you by the hand | |
| Find a lap or find a chair | |
| You can park it anywhere | |
| Just don't rest your cheeks against my man | |
| CHORUS | |
| No shindig is half complete | |
| Without that famous polka beat | |
| That's why they invite me, I suppose | |
| Waltzes, Strathspey's, eightsome reels | |
| Now you know how good it feels | |
| Crank that handle babe, away she goes | |
| CHORUS |
| zuò cí : Thompson | |
| When the party hit full swing | |
| I saw you come reeling in | |
| You had that six pack in a stranglehold | |
| Now you stagger, now you sway | |
| Why don' t you fall the other way | |
| ' Cos I' ve got something here worth more than gold | |
| CHORUS | |
| Don' t sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| Don' t sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| They don' t mend with sticky tape and glue | |
| Don' t sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| Don' t sit on my Jimmy Shands | |
| That' s my very best advice to you | |
| Call me precious I don' t mind | |
| 78s are hard to find | |
| You just can' t get the shellac | |
| Since the war | |
| This one' s the Beltona brand | |
| Finest label in the land | |
| They don' t make them like that any more | |
| CHORUS | |
| Darling though you' re twice my size | |
| I don' t mean to patronize | |
| Honey, let me lead you by the hand | |
| Find a lap or find a chair | |
| You can park it anywhere | |
| Just don' t rest your cheeks against my man | |
| CHORUS | |
| No shindig is half complete | |
| Without that famous polka beat | |
| That' s why they invite me, I suppose | |
| Waltzes, Strathspey' s, eightsome reels | |
| Now you know how good it feels | |
| Crank that handle babe, away she goes | |
| CHORUS |