[00:00.00] 作曲 : Coppola, Mangini, Pallin
[00:10.64]It’s a typical day in the universe
[00:12.67]Another MC spits a puny verse
[00:14.76]I try to get through my day without saying a curse
[00:16.76]Because I curse too much and such and such （f**k）
[00:19.03]I try to improve my vocabulary
[00:20.90]I try to cut out eating meat and dairy
[00:23.33]I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy
[00:25.45]Cause I lost my innocence
[00:26.91]I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time
[00:30.42]Cause I know Jesus was a rock star
[00:32.69]And it was Elvis who turned water into wine
[00:35.07]I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo
[00:38.03]I wanna own a llama
[00:39.70]I want less drama in my life
[00:41.92]I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife
[00:44.62]I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[00:46.43]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
[00:48.80]Another bottle of whiskey
[00:50.63]Has been emptied
[00:51.73]I know you wouldn’t put it past me
[00:53.51]I really know how to party
[00:54.89]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[00:57.40]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[01:00.30]Keeping myself company
[01:01.86]I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack
[01:04.47]It was really kinda like an addiction
[01:06.69]Non-fiction
[01:07.72]Just reading my days and nights away
[01:09.96]I used to pray to a funny little fat man
[01:11.88]Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause
[01:14.63]Saint Nick never brought shit
[01:16.37]And there I go cursing again
[01:17.91]I’m my only friend and I’m definitely my very worst enemy
[01:22.62]It kinda triggers a memory
[01:24.72]Let’s bring it back to 83 when I
[01:26.95]Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds
[01:29.81]Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy
[01:31.41]I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up
[01:33.55]I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine
[01:35.79]I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[01:37.60]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
[01:39.78]Another bottle of whiskey
[01:41.60]Has been emptied
[01:42.76]I know you wouldn’t put it past me
[01:44.23]I really know how to party
[01:45.79]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[01:48.69]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[01:51.13]Keeping myself company
[02:10.09]Hey Mama are you proud of me
[02:11.47]I applied for a job at MickeyD’s
[02:13.57]I gotta do something with my life
[02:15.61]Because my idle time is eating me
[02:17.72]Like I’m a super-sized french fry
[02:19.85]Drenched in ketchup
[02:21.56]Frying over patch-up
[02:22.29]But I know I taste better than that
[02:24.21]Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat
[02:26.50]I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[02:28.23]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
[02:30.75]Another bottle of whiskey
[02:32.50]Has been emptied
[02:33.60]I know you wouldn’t put it past me
[02:35.17]I really know how to party
[02:36.69]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[02:39.28]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[02:42.07]Keeping myself company