[00:00.893]All my friends say clever things
[00:03.520]I just nod and smile
[00:06.116]I pretend that it's not over my head
[00:11.386]It's my role as the funny guy
[00:14.027]But I'm not that funny
[00:16.751]I burn out all the time
[00:22.288]Maybe someday
[00:24.914]I will find my calling
[00:27.641]Reading faster wallets can't be that hard
[00:32.890]Or am I just doomed?
[00:35.948]Just a simpleton?
[00:38.285]I've nothing they can be impressed by
[00:44.185]Wait, can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
[00:47.493]Maybe I'm not so hopeless after all
[00:50.039]Can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
[00:52.895]I would disown them if they did
[00:56.015]I am the sax guy
[00:58.594]The free improv jazz guy
[01:01.044]That no one can deny
[01:07.298]All my friends are models now
[01:10.280]Like I once was
[01:13.153]I got too chubby for the job
[01:18.326]Low metabolism
[01:20.941]Is a total ball-ache
[01:23.306]All my trousers feel so much tighter now
[01:28.696]Maybe skinny boys aren't as attractive
[01:34.150]As a boy-faced man with a nice dad bod
[01:39.552]Or am I just doomed
[01:42.585]Just a portly dude?
[01:44.816]I've nothing girls will be into
[01:50.903]Wait, can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
[01:54.089]Maybe I'm not so hopeless after all
[01:56.550]Can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
[01:59.541]I would disown them if they did
[02:02.694]I am the sax guy
[02:05.274]The free improv jazz guy
[02:07.910]That no one can deny
[02:56.124]I am the sax guy
[02:58.542]The free improv jazz guy
[03:01.314]That no one can deny
[03:06.579]I am the sax guy
[03:09.219]The free improv jazz guy
[03:11.535]That no one can deny
[03:17.226]I am the sax guy
[03:19.935]The free improv jazz guy
[03:22.275]That no one can deny